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James Maynard Keenan

Quite literally a genius.
He is the lead singer of Tool. Keenan is ranked with Marilyn Manson in terms of musical talent, ability to write and perform music successfully, and to the untrained eye and ear, creepiness. If anyone needs any proof that James Maynard Keenan is a genius, simply listen to these songs:

Wings For Marie
10,000 Days (Wings pt 2)
Aenima
Eulogy
Schism
The Pot
Vicarious

But most importantly:
Lateralus

Lateralus was written in an unusual way. It was written so that the lyrics begin at 1 minute 38 seconds. This is equal to what is known as the Golden Ratio, which is 1.618. It is the most pleasing number to the human eye and has been seen in nature. The lyrics follow the Fibbonacci Sequence, which has also been seen in nature, although it is not certain why.
by Cartmaniac August 6, 2009
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LeBron James

LeBron James is one of the most overrated players in the NBA today! The poor bastards in Cleveland who have never had a winning sports team are so "Championship Challenged" that they over look the fact LeBron James wont even support his hometown sports teams!

LeBron James also thinks its "All About LeBron James" but yet consistently CHOKES when the pressure is on! ... if he was truly a great player, he would get the job done!
hey look! LeBron James choked in the big game AGAIN!
(Official Cleveland Motto) "Maybe Next Year"
by Get real, Ya All!!! May 22, 2008
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James

Ay it's that dust nigga James!
by HOODIEME7O November 20, 2018
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Rick James

Rick james was a hit in the 80's, his song was later stolen by the great MC hammer. He did jail time for some funny things including, burning a female with a crack pipe.
-almost everyone of these definitions has something about the dave chappelle skit in it, you mornons better get a fucking clue...its as if you think your the only one who has ever quoted that fucking skit-
by Nero March 15, 2005
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calamity James

The England football teams first choice keeper. So called for his uncanny ability to play faultlessly for 89 minutes of a match and have a 1 minute nightmare sometime during the second half where will make a series of schoolboy errors which may or may not loose his side the game.

He is the number one cause of stress, panic and hairloss amoungst English football fans
England v France. Euro 2004, three minutes into injury time...

Need I say more?
by black flag June 27, 2004
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James

A dark ass nigga who got a big ass gap in his mouth. His teeth can bite through a damn car.
James have you been in the sun too long. James teeth get more kills then he does in Fortnite
by Big charcoal June 12, 2018
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LeBron James

A super talented professional basketball player who is, as of 2016, playing for the Cleveland Cavaliers. With persistence and hard work he helped the Cavs secure an NBA championship after a 52-year streak of sports failures for the city of Cleveland. He is an excellent athlete but everybody just hates on him because they are bandwagon haters. Seriously, virtually everybody in the NBA "flops" and "complains" once in a while. LeBron just gets all the criticism because he's a big guy and when he falls people just blame it on him exaggerating.
LeBron James will be another legend. He's not as good as Michael Jordan or Kobe Bryant but he's still up there.
by susanandvictor4eva June 21, 2016
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