A talentless weasel who is became internet famous for making videos on the musical.ly app. His fame also spread to his instagram and twitter, he is an apparently online sensation for no reason. He has no talent or good looks but somehow he's become a member of magcon, and the target of affection for millions of pre-pubescent middle school girls.
Oh gosh, look at that guy over there, he thinks he's so handsome but really he's talentless. Someone needs to tell him to stop acting like Jacob Sartorius.
by Julicakes1 July 31, 2016
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Get the jacob sartorius mug.a man of very few words. a man who plays in photobooth. A MAN WHO ALWAYS GETS IN TROUBLE IN COMPUTER APPS. has an obsession with Pepe's chilean adventure. Enjoys indonesia. and katrina. Laughs at fatties going down the interstate on rollerskates with a wide load sign on their ass and their children in a camper. AKA: suri cruise.
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