jammed up

1.) to get really drunk
2.) when something is not working properly
3.) when body parts are injured

1.) Did you see him slamming all those beers last night? He was all jammed up.

2.) I can't get this vice to work...it is all jammed up.

3.) Wow your knee is all jammed up after that accident eh?

by jdebrita March 20, 2008

quam jam

when you take a girl home in your car after a night out and take her down a secluded back street and scuttle her no relising that the bitch is on her period and left a horrible messy mixture of period blood and quam on your seat.

Steven took a girl home after a heavy night out and shagged her on his car seat which left a davastating mess and left him with the worry of his girlfriend seeing the quam jam

by ste felch August 21, 2008

toe jam

The shit that gets stuck between your toes after toe-fucking a girl in the ass

Dude, I toe fucked this bitch in the ass and after, I looked at my foot and there was toe jam between my toes.

by bentrod November 13, 2011

Clam jamming

The act of lesbian lovemaking. See also scissoring.

I don't think Krissy and Melissa are dating; I think they're just clam jamming.

by Kitty Vicious December 29, 2007

Jam Collector

Someone who has a Fetish for women on their periods.

Stay away from Chris's grandad, he's a right old Jam Collector.

by JamiePeoples April 18, 2010

jam smack

Hitting somebody or something with all your effort and might.

using either your hand or full body to intensify the impact.

you can also get a running start, that is the true jam smack.

"Cory was standing by the pond so i ran up behind him and jam smacked his ass into the water!"

"if you don't stop talking about football i'm going to jam smack you!"

by dbrown907 January 8, 2010

slack-jam

The result of improper or hasty removal of one's pants. Slack-jam typically occurs when the shoes, especially lace-ups, are not removed prior to removal of the pants.

1. In his haste to slip into something more comfortable, he required the help of his room-mate to extricate his shoes and feet from his pants in a rather nasty example of slack-jam.

by Topmounter January 25, 2008