griffin jones 

a sexy man with big beef game

did you hear that?
no what was it?
griffin jones just made someone scream at the top of their lungs

griffin jones by sumsexymofo December 11, 2018

gabe jones 

5”7 so very small, really shit hair, likes energy drinks, nose is bigger than ur future, eyebrows are fatter than the hedge in ur aunts council house garden,
hot jawline tho

*sarcasm* gabe jones is hot

gabe jones by hjlol March 27, 2020

Bailey jones 

a guy most commonly known as "BIG B" who is a somewhat ladies man because he is a mega simp

bailey jones tied up the girls shoe

Bailey jones by Shayla Swan July 21, 2020

tom jones 

very famous singer originating from the popular comic series of team fortress 2. later, a phoney would go on to impersonate him in the real world. hey may or may not be scouts dad.

his life began by being born, where he later wrote his hit song: sex bomb. after writing it, however, he needed a house, so he got a roommate with merasmus, the great and powerful sorcerer (after being born only 12 seconds ago) when soilder broke his neck to get back at merasmus, and to entertain the group of elderly women he took. when he went to heaven, he went to take a shower, and was killed again by an angel so scout didnt see he died. no one knows what happened next

i dont really know how to fit tom jones into a sentence

tom jones by potato-lord-69420 October 28, 2021

hit the jones 

Yet another term for sexual intercourse

1:Man, last night she let me hit the jones
2: O shit son

hit the jones by David Hope April 2, 2008

Jasmine Cephas Jones

The epitome of *lesbian panic*

I’m so in love with Jasmine Cephas Jones

Jasmine Cephas Jones by TrashyOctopus29 January 9, 2021

Tom Jones 

First man to bring prostitution to the US
Also a huge party held once a year.

Dude did you go to Tom Jones?

Tom Jones by Tennyson May 3, 2005