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by Someone who has been forgotten August 6, 2017
Get the wanna hear a joke?mug. you
by *insert a name here* February 3, 2014
Get the tell me a jokemug. A really bad joke, that is usually so bad it is funny.
Named so, because of the terrible jokes Jack Tooze comes up with on a regular basis.
Named so, because of the terrible jokes Jack Tooze comes up with on a regular basis.
by Audwald February 14, 2009
Get the Jack Tooze Jokemug. On December 9, 2020. Sia replied to a person on twitter claiming "she lives in Beyonce's basement" from that moment on edgy teens who think they are cool will make any joke relating to it under stan twitter meme videos.
edgy kid: beyonce tryna talk to Sia from the beysment hahaha I'm so funny and edgy and cool.
normal person with sense: seek help.beysment jokes are dead.
egdy kid: like sia.
the normal person with sense has blocked you.
normal person with sense: seek help.beysment jokes are dead.
egdy kid: like sia.
the normal person with sense has blocked you.
by ugly w December 7, 2021
Get the beysment jokemug. A deviation of Cool Story Bro. To be used when someone tells you ridonculously lame, non appealing, inscrutable or aggravting jokes. If they get it, it shuts 'em right up. If they don't, then you laugh. You end up being the funny sarcastic asshole anyways.
Dick: What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Nick: whats that?
Dick: Her ankles
Nick: Cool Joke Bro
Dick goes back to work, mentally regretting opening his mouth.
Nick: whats that?
Dick: Her ankles
Nick: Cool Joke Bro
Dick goes back to work, mentally regretting opening his mouth.
by Usermane August 29, 2011
Get the Cool Joke Bromug. What one would a call something that is said following a good joke, making the person who said it look like a retard and causing the room one of those awkward silences.
ie. a joke that follows another but isnt funny.
This term was first used to label the jokes told by Simon Green but its uses are now widespread.
ie. a joke that follows another but isnt funny.
This term was first used to label the jokes told by Simon Green but its uses are now widespread.
Someone funny tells a joke.
Someone else: Talking about that matter, what about your mum last night!
Other people in that group: That's such a lame Simon Joke.
*Awkward Silence*
Someone else: Talking about that matter, what about your mum last night!
Other people in that group: That's such a lame Simon Joke.
*Awkward Silence*
by kurupted_gwyla March 29, 2005
Get the simon jokemug. Joking my ass - something so Preposterous that my ass isn’t confident with the premise. Therefore if Jacob says I done caught 5 alligator last night… Jacob your joking my ass!
by Big daddy 29 July 13, 2022
Get the Joking my assmug.