asshole weed

when inmates shove weed so far up their rectum it doesn’t come out when the cough for an asshole check.

guys i coughed so hard and my asshole weed didn’t come out of my asshole

by crustydiscarge69 February 4, 2021

weed doctor

when you a professional and a scientist in the all things marijuana. you know what delta9 means and what the hell a thricome is.

Hey, my plug knows his shit. He a weed doctor.

Yo man, can you check my weed out? I know you a weed doctor.

What the hell does THC mean? You my weed doctor.

by timbotron March 19, 2021

garf weed

Marijuana that looks, smells and tastes like dirt. The bag of pot usually has a shitload of seeds and stems.

Jimmy Boy is selling garf weed again. It tastes like Mexican dirt weed.

by JoeyBomm March 19, 2021

Cum Weed

When I get upset I can't put my peepee in cheese butt and then eat a dandelion

"plz let put peepee in butt."

"No go cum weed yourself bitch"

by Lesly bean March 27, 2020

weed nuget

why not a weed nuget????????????%!!!!!!!
they are made of definitely not 100% weeeeeeed

Sam: i neeed your weed nuget

that bitch karen: no it mine ;)

by search corrona virus wit space February 28, 2020

Weed Dragon

Someone whose breathe reeks of weed. Every time they speak all you can think of is a dragon breathing fire. But it’s weed fire. It stanks.

“Have you smelled Greg’s breathe?”
“Yeah, the guys an absolute Weed Dragon”

by KennethGaming June 24, 2020

Weeded Out

Used in a restaurant or work environment to describe when someone is "overwhelmed".

"I have so many orders to fulfill, I am Weeded out" "Are you okay? You look like you're weeded out."

by Karrie Bradshaw January 6, 2022