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Chair

AN INFERNAL FUCKING ABOMINATION TO HUMAN SOCIETY! YOU DONT SEE ANY OTHER SPECIES USING CHAIRS DO YOU? DO YOU?!?! THEY’VE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS, REJECT CHAIRS, EMBRACE COLD HARD FLOOR.
by Skwidiot May 9, 2023
mugGet the Chairmug.

dumpster chair

is a sexual act wherein the subject is treated as a chair and steaming hot garbage is covering their body, they would be treated in such a manner of complete submissive nature.
my sub was used as a dumpster chair for the scene we did a bj and missionary
by Mace N' Lace January 12, 2024
mugGet the dumpster chairmug.

fester chair

a dirty trash picked office chair that you think you can fix up when you can't. it probably carries numerous std's.
Doug: Just stop being so cheap and buy a real chair.
Steve: No way! I love fester chairs.
by Ocyrus April 20, 2011
mugGet the fester chairmug.

Gangwars Chair

The horrid punget scent of hours on hours of clenched ass cheek sweat and dick cheese accumulation after playing gangwarsrp all day.
That nigga Pacc nasty booty ass got gangwars chair. Ol stank booty ass boy
by Watameloan June 26, 2019
mugGet the Gangwars Chairmug.

chair

its a chair you can sit on dumbass
can you fucking sit in that chair charlie!
by cool man jk 2021 October 21, 2021
mugGet the chairmug.

Chair Tip

Often used by couriers or pizza delivery drivers when the customer pays with exact change or decides not to tip. At which point you steal a chair from their lawn without alerting them and throwing it in your vehicle and driving away. This usually happens with really nice houses and in rich neighborhoods...which makes the chair tip a much more satisfying option.
On that last delivery, they paid me in quarters to the cent...so I took a chair tip FTW
by Kylosis October 26, 2010
mugGet the Chair Tipmug.

steel chair effect

The act of throwing a steel chair either in the air or on the ground that causes a mass anger in a crowd that causes them to get mad over nothing or something as little as a steel chair.

This idea originally came from The Boondocks episode "Grandad's Fight"
*Chair is thrown*
Person 1: Oh my god a chair!
*Chair falls*
Person 2: Now I'm mad
Person 3: And that's the steel chair effect.
by NGNC September 13, 2021
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