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morning wood wizard

Someone who enjoys getting woken up by a blow job which was initiated out of pleasant surprise caused by readyness

Something that never happens when you are single as nobody can be ppleasantly surprised by your ready erection when they wake up.
Z: Dude, i hear Ben is a morning wood wizard
O: yeah man makes sense, he's a total bonehead
by keinenechtennamen September 22, 2017
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Fresh white morning

The process of waking up and deliberately applying a new coat of cum on your bedding, irregardless if your bed is already messy.
guy: Hey how was your morning?

girl: Yeah I started my day with a fresh white morning
guy: woah! I wasn't expecting your morning to be that exciting!
girl: Yeah I like to do it when I can.
by Skyjam June 18, 2017
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Early Morning Cannonball

A massive shit that you take upon rising in the morning. Could happen after a night of drinking with the lads or some Mexican food from hell
Bloke 1: “I heard you banged Kate back at her crib last night”
Bloke 2: “Oh indeed, it’s a good thing I left before she saw what I did to her bathroom, left a nice early morning cannonball in there!”
by JordanBelfort350 October 1, 2022
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Sunday Morning Freeze

When the chicks all stop replying on Sunday morning after a wild Saturday night on Chad Thundercock's dick
Stacy gave me the Sunday morning freeze after a long night on Chad Thundercock's penis
by D Flawless November 4, 2019
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top of the morning coffee

the greatest coffee ever made by an Irish man (Seán William McLoughlin)
top of the morning coffee is the best because its Irish
by Irish german February 15, 2022
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Mid-Morning Break

That unique moment of the morning when the sun tilts just right and your gut begins to make putty of recently digested food, hopefully resulting in a deposit into the nearest toilet.
Matt was about to deliver the punch line to a highly hilarious joke when he was interrupted by a mid-morning break.
by notunh February 6, 2010
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