Someone who enjoys getting woken up by a blow job which was initiated out of pleasant surprise caused by readyness
Something that never happens when you are single as nobody can be ppleasantly surprised by your ready erection when they wake up.
Something that never happens when you are single as nobody can be ppleasantly surprised by your ready erection when they wake up.
by keinenechtennamen September 22, 2017
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guy: Hey how was your morning?
girl: Yeah I started my day with a fresh white morning
guy: woah! I wasn't expecting your morning to be that exciting!
girl: Yeah I like to do it when I can.
girl: Yeah I started my day with a fresh white morning
guy: woah! I wasn't expecting your morning to be that exciting!
girl: Yeah I like to do it when I can.
by Skyjam June 18, 2017
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Bloke 1: “I heard you banged Kate back at her crib last night”
Bloke 2: “Oh indeed, it’s a good thing I left before she saw what I did to her bathroom, left a nice early morning cannonball in there!”
Bloke 2: “Oh indeed, it’s a good thing I left before she saw what I did to her bathroom, left a nice early morning cannonball in there!”
by JordanBelfort350 October 1, 2022
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Get the saturday morning singing mug.When the chicks all stop replying on Sunday morning after a wild Saturday night on Chad Thundercock's dick
by D Flawless November 4, 2019
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Matt was about to deliver the punch line to a highly hilarious joke when he was interrupted by a mid-morning break.
by notunh February 6, 2010
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