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Shaving The Morning Wood

One of the tens of thousands alternate sayings of masturbating your morning erection
"How often are you Shaving The Morning Wood?"
"Every Other Day"
by very hot man January 10, 2020
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chalice of the morning bliss

A cup of coffee; Chalice is another word for cup and coffee is something you drink in the morning. Some people like coffee so much they call it a bliss.
Caleb was sitting at the dining table, imbibing from the chalice of the morning bliss.
by animegroupie February 17, 2010
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Good Morning Smokes

The first cigarette one has during the morning. You feel the buzz a little more than the rest of the day.
My boi, A says you wake up early in the morning, and grab that good morning smokes, you do that and the day goes smooth as a smoke!
by We_Bake_Words April 10, 2019
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Fresh white morning

The process of waking up and deliberately applying a new coat of cum on your bedding, irregardless if your bed is already messy.
guy: Hey how was your morning?

girl: Yeah I started my day with a fresh white morning
guy: woah! I wasn't expecting your morning to be that exciting!
girl: Yeah I like to do it when I can.
by Skyjam June 18, 2017
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top of the morning coffee

the greatest coffee ever made by an Irish man (Seán William McLoughlin)
top of the morning coffee is the best because its Irish
by Irish german February 15, 2022
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Mid-Morning Break

That unique moment of the morning when the sun tilts just right and your gut begins to make putty of recently digested food, hopefully resulting in a deposit into the nearest toilet.
Matt was about to deliver the punch line to a highly hilarious joke when he was interrupted by a mid-morning break.
by notunh February 6, 2010
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