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incel

A person that listens to the alternative-rock band Weezer.
"Hi, what are you listening to?"
"Oh, I'm listening to Tired of Sex by Weezer."
"Damn you're such an incel."
by SadSaid July 8, 2022
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Incel

A person who:
- Never had sexual interaction.
- Idealize his mom as the perfect woman and hate women with OnlyFans accounts
- Has lots of OnlyFans subscriptions.
- Is more likely to think himself clever by commenting in favor of anti-feminist stuff.
- Got called 'incel' just about 3 minutes ago and rushed the Internet thinking it was a compliment.
- Probably was a simp before.
-Didn't know Guillermo was an incel. He posted about how harmful it is for women to show their bodies on social media for the sixth time in a week.
by FaloLoko November 1, 2020
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Incels

Males who aren't even able to touch a coochie with a 12ft long pole.

Incels are "men" who are unable to pull any women - as they lack sexual appeal both mentally and physically - and therefore blame the female gender for their own incompetency.

They will also initiate four year long "friendships" in a ttempt to attain sex that they will never receive.
Jack and Daniel are not only cunts, but also incels in denial.
by awomens September 1, 2021
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Minnesota Intellectual

An individual who has obtained a menial to moderate education, but nevertheless acts as though he possesses superior intellectual ability. This individual will frequently ignore blatant evidence to the contrary. This trait is often exhibited by Minnesotans and relates to the high esteem in which they hold their state."
Example 1:

Louis: "Minnesota is the best state. I am so glad I don't live in Texas"

Richard: "Have you ever been to Texas?"

Louis: "No, but I heard it's awful."

Richard: "Minnesota is colder than a witch's tit half the year, and plagued with bugs and tornadoes the other half."

Louis: "Yeah, but people in Texas are stupid."

Richard: "Didn't you graduate from Saint Cloud State after being rejected from UT Austin?"

Louis: "So?"

Richard: "You are such a Minnesota intellectual. Leave the state for once."
by TruthMonger May 3, 2011
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Intellectual Dark Web

A group of "alt"-alt-right academics who critique the right from a counter-materialistic perspective.

The meta-right frequently concludes that the Enlightenment was false in its phenomenological conclusions but meaningful toward effecting the modern era.

Also called the meta-right.
The intellectual dark web gets its name from its momentous dominance of non-traditional media platforms.
by sandraxine June 8, 2018
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intelegenic

Combining intelligent with telegenic (their defs follow)

in·tel·li·gent + tel·e·gen·ic = intelegenic

in·tel·li·gent (ĭn-tìl'ə-jənt) adj.
-Having intelligence.
-Having a high degree of intelligence; mentally acute.
-Showing sound judgment and rationality: an intelligent decision; an intelligent solution to the problem.
- Appealing to the intellect; intellectual: a film with witty and intelligent dialogue.
- Computer Science Having certain data storage and processing capabilities: an intelligent terminal; intelligent peripherals.

tel·e·gen·ic (tìl'ə-jìn'ĭk) adj.

Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers: "Do we insist on a telegenic President?"
(William F. Buckley, Jr.)

--American Heritage Dictionary
Isn't Barack Obama intelegenic (both looks and smarts)?

JFK was called telegenic, since the Urban Dictionary wasb't around in the '60s
by SteveChicago May 7, 2008
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intellectual foreplay

The hour plus of intellectual conversation prior to the actual foreplay before sex.
"That was some great intellectual foreplay! Let's have sex now"
by drmichaels December 1, 2013
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