Hey

When you want a random person to turn attention too you

Hey you forgot your kap

by Liljan December 12, 2016

Hey

Want to fuck up a random gurl

Guy:”hey”
Girl:”you’re not gonna fuck me!you ugly fuckboy!

by Nobody_15374 April 19, 2019

hey

hey is hey and hey is hey

1: hey is hey

2: no way hey is hey

by wyd?????? November 11, 2019

hey-you're-a-fool-and-you-know-it

He's a fool

Hey-you're-a-fool-and-you-know-it!

by A Communist Soldier October 13, 2021

Hi/Hey/Hello

Hello. Do you need a friend?

Don't use the word Hi/Hey/Hello again you sad son of bitch, like are you that depressed you need urban dictionary. Nigga theres nothing here but dickheads, fucktards, and porn addicts so go somewhere else

by MI NAME IS MAN November 12, 2020

hey

a greeting, another word for hi or hello. Also, I know you're just procrastinating that essay. Why do I know? Because I am too. Don't be me kids. Just get the work done and then you'll have free time, and not be so permanently overtired. Go look in a mirror, do you see that purplish blue under your eyes? Pretty color eh? Kinda looks like you got punched in the eye huh? Yeah well procrastination did that to you. Most likely. Fine, procrastination did that to me and I should be the one looking in the mirror, I know. BUT BRUHHH...yeah I can't defend myself.

The verrrry small logical and smart part of my brain: hey! stop looking up useless things you already know and do the thing you should have done three days ago! please! it's starting to look like i'm just going to die if you keep not sleeping like this....just please....do it.....
me: *typing this*

by 2potatoes November 13, 2022

hey spongebob what are yall eatin

YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GET THE HELL OUTA HERE!!!!

Sandy: hey spongebob what are yall eatin
spoinkle doink: YOU CANT HAVE ANY GET THE HELL OUTA HERE!!!!

by Mr. Squidward February 28, 2024