lay hands on

verb. to acquire or gain posession of
There is no way I'll be able to afford that concert ticket unless I lay hands on some cash.

Were you able to lay hands on a copy of that CD?
by hardcore_2031 July 05, 2005
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hand slapper

A guy who gives and receives high-fives excessively. A guy who slaps a lot of hands.
"You wear jeans?" asked the hand slapper, "Dude, so do I." slap hands
by Matthew S. February 26, 2006
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Gamer’s Hand

Gamer’s Hand is where the human hand, in a relaxed state is shaped of the grip of a video game controller. Most commonly then not caused by over-excessive video gaming on consoles. The Most common cases of Gamer’s Hand are created through the Xbox 360 due to the harshness of the degree of grip to play pad. Signs that you have Gamer’s Hand are: Numbness of the hands, Contour of the palms and fingers to fit grip of item perfectly, and arthritis. There is no cure for Gamer’s Hand currently.
Mark- Dude, my hands are in the shape of the controller, and there super numb! What's wrong with me!?

Steve- Sounds like you have a case of "Gamer’s Hand".

Mark- OHHHH NOOSSSEEEEEE
by SmoothTrooperDoogy November 16, 2009
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Hand rape

The act of using one's significant other's hand (while they're sleeping) to jack off.
by DCTx2008 October 27, 2008
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Jam Hands

A condition where your hands become really sticky, as if someone smeared jam on them like your hands were a piece of toast, and you need to get germ-x to get rid of it
Kelly(searching through her stuff)- WHERE'S MY GERM-X?! My jam hands are so bad right now!
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hand job

when a woman ejaculates a man by using her hand (as opposed to using her vagina, her tits, or her lips)
She had just met him 5 hours ago; she was concerned about his unknown history, so when he fingered her to a climax, she reciprocated by giving him the best hand job he had ever had. It was the first time that he had ever spurted over 9 times. It left him completely drained.
by John R. January 03, 2004
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left hand

An extra hand God gave humans so that they could high five themselves.
Kid playing Counter-Strike alone: DID YOU SEE THAT? DID YOU SEE THAT? I HEADSHOTTED HIM FROM ACROSS THE MAP!
*raises left hand and high fives it with right hand*
*cries*
by justfetus October 18, 2010
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