Hairy Wacket

A penis so hairy that when you're done performing oral sex, a plethora of pubes are caught in your teeth. Also common to have bumps on the scrotum.

His hairy wacket was so hairy that I could take a weed eater to it and there would still be hair.

by Weenar March 10, 2013

Hairy Baker's Dozen

A group of 12 hairy men with a hairy 13th man as their leader

See Hairy 12

That Hairy Baker's Dozen is a good looking group of dudes

by KöJøffə January 31, 2016

Hairy Pawter

A name that most Harry Potter fans give to their stuffed animal, usually a dog or bear, sometimes even dressing it up as Harry Potter himself.
Some also use the name "Bairy Potter".

Mom: What did you get?
Ronald: It's my new teddy bear, his name is Hairy Pawter!

by Squirrel_Slapper April 2, 2022

hairy dragon

When a guy doesn't shave his balls and puts his hairy balls in a girls mouth while he smacks the girls forehead with his penis leaving a purple dragon

Dude my girl and I tried hairy dragon, later her mom asked why was there a purple mark on her forehead

by Mr Hoss September 4, 2016

hairy pubes

a forest

my hairy pubes is like a forest down there

by bumbbb August 7, 2021

Hairy nipples

The kind of nipples your grandfather has

Ew grandpa don't shove your hairy nipples into my face!

by Sleepingwithshadows May 8, 2015

hairy devon

Hairy Devon
Hairy Devon is the the area of a males head that bald's first, commonly on the crown of a males head a rounding bald spot resembling the end of a devon/polony roll (Famous Australian Sandwich filling) with hair sprouts coming out, like a slice of wet devon fell on a barber's shop floor.

"You've got a nice piece of hairy devon going on there B-rad"

by B-rad's Bro April 28, 2021