Jergan's Handshake

After masturbation, you shake hands with another human. Jergan's is a common lotion found by teen boys bedsides, accompanied by a box of tissues

Before I went in to that interview yesterday I rubbed one out, totally forgot to wash my hands, gave that interviewer the Jergan's Handshake.

by CinnamonBun28 October 4, 2019

U of M Handshake

Another term for a prostate exam

Bend over, it's time for a U of M Handshake.

by De Znuts April 24, 2020

Bonobo handshake

; To let off steam by making out and/or sex after being in a argument. Term is taken off some Australian woman's documentary that coined the term about bonobos having sex to settle with disagreements.

"Donnie and Gwen were yelling at each other and then out of nowhere both started a bonobo handshake."

by GreenGargoyle May 23, 2025

Nude Beach Handshake

When two men greet each other shake with a shake, and their hands don't touch.

At Little Beach watched two guys do a Nude Beach Handshake then head into the trees.

by DocDro July 26, 2025

Squidward Handshake

When you and your bro air slap your penises.

Pedro and Gary just did a Squidward Handshake in the swimming pool!

by Pedway94 September 6, 2019

Tampa Handshake

Putting an ice cube in someone’s anus.

Bert: I remember watching this guy hold this kid down and give him a Tampa handshake. Jim: I think you were molested.

by Daniel Greggs September 17, 2022

Happy meal handshake

A pact made when someone uses another persons idea but is not going to split any of the proceeds for its success, except for a happy meal.

Burt: “This area could really use a wine and cheese store”

Ernie: “Great idea. I might steal that. Happy meal handshake?

by George Zidd August 28, 2019