tecoma handshake

An acrobatic move simultaneously executed by vaulting over your pal and landing upside down on his shoulder all the while firmly stroking his shaft

Hey my bro is tecoma handshake champion. His technique is faultless

by Felchfister August 22, 2022

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ninja handshake

A handshake involving many complex movements, but no one ever sees it because, as mentioned in the title, it is considered to be ninja-like, therefore cannot be seen.

Did you see their handshake?!

Of course not; it's a ninja handshake.

by mads1103 November 29, 2013

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classy handshake

A classy handshake is performed by grasping with a firm grip an individual's hand with your right and with you left hand cupping the individual's elbow. Eye contact amplifies the class lvl 2 times.

Wow I felt great about that business deal but when Steve offered me that classy handshake I felt even better.

by He gets it May 28, 2016

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Morton handshake

When you meet a girl soo slutty and easy she sucks you off within minutes of meeting *bit like the school bike everyone gets a ride*

Wow that girl I met last night was so slutty she introduced herself with a Morton handshake before I had a chance to get her name

by Scrappy001 September 18, 2016

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A game in which participants grab a tight hold of the other participants groins. The first person who passes out (or otherwise quits by releasing the opponent's crotch) is declared the loser, and must remunerate the other players, typically by buying drinks.

Our crew couldn't decide who was paying so we gave one another the Ol' Columbus Handshake to see who'd buy the first round.

by Shank Bonein June 28, 2023

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