Stevens Goggles

A term that defines the copious amounts of alcohol that must be drunk, not to make a Stevens girl look more attractive, but to make a Stevens male force up the courage to talk to any female in the whole damn room. Usually results in the guy being rejected as most Stevens girls are smart enough to know how not to get date-raped or ruthied.

The guy was so fucked up from drinking that his "Stevens Goggles" blinded him to the fact that he kept telling the Stevens girl how good he could give it to her when she could tell with one look at his drunk ass that he had never gotten laid in his entire life.

by female_population_of_SIT January 31, 2008

Gregging

The act of pursuing straight men, as a gay man.

A homosexual saw a handsome straight man walking by and follows along trying to get into the "friend zone" only so that when they go on an overnight trip he can jump on that mans ass!

Guys best friend: Dude, he is so gregging on you right now.

by ADFHFD March 11, 2010

Arabian Sun-goggles in the wind

To hold someone down and place your balls in their eye sockets, you then proceed to fart in the recipients mouth. Arabian sun-goggles in the wind!

I built a tiny house and gave that dude a rough time with my arabian sun-goggles in the wind.

by kylo nipples February 8, 2007

Gregg

The God in which Greggatologists worship. He is believed to have created the world, Wal-Mart, and Mexico. His son "Roy" is the messiah; he was hung by his testicles on a capital G. Roy now walks the earth as a pizza man, looking for righteous Greggatologists to give his Wal-Mart made pizza to.

You must accept Gregg into your bed if you want to go to Wal-Mart when you die; otherwise you'll go to Mexico.

by The Greggatologist October 3, 2010

Brent Goggles

When you sleep or hit on multiple fat chicks why consuming alcohol. "Brent Goggles"

I woke up next to a fat chick and blamed the Brent Goggles.

by Høuse January 12, 2010

sand goggles

used by the military. they are invisable goggles placed on your face without you knowing it when you get combat so that every female you see jump up like 10 points if she was 2 now shes a 15 now because shes the only bitch on the fire base. kind of like beer goggles but worse.

if you were a 3 before you got to iraq and now your a 10 its because your here dont forget that shit when we get back to the states.

by Mike Jones May 27, 2004

Italian Goggles

When a man puts his balls on the womans eyes.

" Last night i took a picture of my wife wearing some italian goggles while she sleep"

by tepotini August 1, 2009