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Fireball Goggles

Similar to beer googles except much more dangerous. Consumption of too much fireball can cause physically unattractive persons to appear beautiful.
I had a major case of fireball Goggles last night...and wound up having sex with some troll.
by ncase23 June 13, 2016
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Sexy Goggles

A common phrase used when playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Sexy Goggles are special head attire that make the Russian terrorists look much more BA. Possibly meant to be night vision goggles, they are never in use in the game so serve no purpose but to look good.
"While playing Spec Ops we had to make sure to stay focused and not get distracted by the sexy goggles all the enemies were wearing."
by BSWSG December 17, 2009
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goggling

derived from the term google-oggling, which refers to the act of oggling stuff people google.

It is mostly used in the depths of IRC channels, but has recently made it's way to the surface as a mainstream phrase.
he spent his time goggling the women on his google image search for 'garter'.
by Hexbomber January 5, 2011
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Tinder Goggles

An effect similar to Beer Goggles, in which your increased level of hornyness results in you lowering your standards of attraction when using Tinder. The result is usually a post-orgasm you recoiling in horror when you discover who you would have potentially slept with had you continued on your current path.
I was super ready to go over to this guy's house and "watch a movie" before I rubbed one out and realized he is a mailman with a missing front tooth. Whew, Tinder Goggles almost got me again.
by Tinder McTinder October 16, 2017
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Elephant Goggles

Take 1 times BLAP and cross it with 1 times ARAB GOGGLES and you get ELEPHANT GOGGLES.
girl got loud when i gave her Arab Goggles so i gave her Elephant Goggles to shut her up
by WADO24 August 29, 2010
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Guru Goggles

Noun. Guru Goggles are not physical. They are metaphorical, and refer to the way in which people become devoted to a charismatic authority figure (like a guru). It refers to the level of intensity to which people become focused on, or attracted to, a guru, beyond anything else; which relate to spiritual bypassing and pathological altruism. The harder someone is attached to a guru, the stronger, we can say, the prescription of their guru goggles, is.
The prescription of his "guru goggles" is too strong. He can't see that the guy is a really bad. No matter what you say, he won't change his mind.
by psdmccartney September 30, 2018
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