German-American Paradox

The Paradox in which Germans hate Americans, yet try to be just like them.

"Look! Lars is watching MTV and eating McDonald's yet has a bumper sticker that says 'If America is the land of the free, I'd rather be enslaved.' Typical German-American paradox..."

by geekchic1987 May 21, 2008

German Sock

The act which a man fills up a condom with diarrhea and the ties a knot at the end. Then he will use his dick to shove it up a woman's vagina

I just gave your girlfriend a German Sock!

by zsun_44 September 24, 2005

germanism

A habitual or characteristic manner of doing something; distinctive in style, behavior or speech that is typical of the German culture.

He has an annoying germanism of eating sauerkraut with every meal

by schofty May 14, 2008

Germ Tube

Noun: An Airplane, A sealed area where Germs, Virus, & Bacteria circulate through the air.

I got totally sick on the Germ Tube.

If I didn't ride the Germ Tube last week, I'd be healthy.

Every time I get in a Germ Tube, I have to take Antibiotics.

by Jockamo Feenahey January 24, 2009

German Sandwich

When a guy is fucking a girl and when he is about to jizz two guys punch him, resulting in two black eyes.

how'd you get your black eyes?

German sandwich....

by sporkafish January 23, 2011

German Mudmask

When you pay a prostitute to put slices of Cucumber over your eyes, and shit on your face.

Frank: "Billy got pink eye"

Billy: "How?!?"

Frank: "He bought a German Mudmask."

by SK1LL4XED June 15, 2011

I’m in Love With a German Film Star

I'm in love with a German film star
I once saw in a bar
Sitting in a corner in imperfect clothes
Trying not to pose
For the cameras and the girls
It's a glamorous world
I'm in love with a German film star
I once saw in a movie
Playing the part of a real troublemaker
But I didn't care
It really moved me, it really moved me

I’m in Love With a German Film Star
I once saw in a bar
Sitting in a corner in imperfect clothes
Trying not to pose
For the cameras and the girls
It's a glamorous world
I'm in love with a German film star
I once saw in a movie
Playing the part of a real troublemaker
But I didn't care
It really moved me, it really moved me
It really moved me, it really moved me
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love

by Death Menace February 7, 2023