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Kayla: YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME?!?!
Dexon: yes.
Kayla: YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME?!?!
Dexon: yes.
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from experience, its a game about immature minorities (13 and under) yelling, screaming, asking to play minigames, etc. theres a really really rare chance that youll encounter a mature teenager in the game. its also a game where every single minority uses all of their parents’ hard earned money for shiny rocks just to buy an expensive cosmetic. its also a game where you break everything in your household
theres also multiple fangames on vr such as monkey mischief, capuchin, gorilla tag horror, etc
from experience, its a game about immature minorities (13 and under) yelling, screaming, asking to play minigames, etc. theres a really really rare chance that youll encounter a mature teenager in the game. its also a game where every single minority uses all of their parents’ hard earned money for shiny rocks just to buy an expensive cosmetic. its also a game where you break everything in your household
theres also multiple fangames on vr such as monkey mischief, capuchin, gorilla tag horror, etc
guy 1: “hey dude, you heard about gorilla tag?”
guy 2: “you mean that game about minorities wasting all their money and being immature af? yeah i know about that!”
guy 1: “you wanna play?”
guy 2: “he he hell naw!!!!” *blocks*
*another example*
guy 2: “dude have you been playing gorilla tag…?”
guy 1: “nah i dont know what youre talking about!!”
guy 2: “your computer monitor is destroyed, your floor is soaked in your piss, you punched 10 holes in your wall, you broke your moms favorite vase…”
guy 1: “thats rookie numbers!!”
*another another example*
mom: “son what happened to all of my money in my credit card…?”
son: “oh! i bought 89,728,929 shiny rocks! *flexes the gold helmet, the big ass candy cane, the wolf costume, etc*
*the son gets the biggest beating of his life that will forever scare him*
*another another another example*
kid: “you wanna play minigames?”
guy: “shut the fuck up!”
*another another another another example*
guy 2: “yo i found another game similar to gorilla tag”
guy 1: “what is it?”
guy 2: “its a game called capuchin, you wanna play?”
guy 1: “sure!”
*the two bros find every fangame better than actual gorilla tag (theyre all filled with minorities as well)*
guy 2: “you mean that game about minorities wasting all their money and being immature af? yeah i know about that!”
guy 1: “you wanna play?”
guy 2: “he he hell naw!!!!” *blocks*
*another example*
guy 2: “dude have you been playing gorilla tag…?”
guy 1: “nah i dont know what youre talking about!!”
guy 2: “your computer monitor is destroyed, your floor is soaked in your piss, you punched 10 holes in your wall, you broke your moms favorite vase…”
guy 1: “thats rookie numbers!!”
*another another example*
mom: “son what happened to all of my money in my credit card…?”
son: “oh! i bought 89,728,929 shiny rocks! *flexes the gold helmet, the big ass candy cane, the wolf costume, etc*
*the son gets the biggest beating of his life that will forever scare him*
*another another another example*
kid: “you wanna play minigames?”
guy: “shut the fuck up!”
*another another another another example*
guy 2: “yo i found another game similar to gorilla tag”
guy 1: “what is it?”
guy 2: “its a game called capuchin, you wanna play?”
guy 1: “sure!”
*the two bros find every fangame better than actual gorilla tag (theyre all filled with minorities as well)*
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Blake: Man, I fucked a chick the other day and now my dick is red.
Johnson: Dawg, yo ass got some gorilla aids!
Johnson: Dawg, yo ass got some gorilla aids!
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A sex act in which a female will shave her genital/pubic region, hold the pubic hair in the palm of her hand during sexual intercourse. The most popular method of this act is when the female spits in the eyes of her sex partner during the sex act. When the partner climaxes the female will ensconce the eyelids with pubic hair.
Although it was popularized in the USA in the 1970s movie Air Bud 3, many variations of this method exist in Mexico, Northeast Berut, and New Zealand as early as 1970 BC in the ancient Sumerian play “Arrus Buttici Du” translated as “Air Bud 2”.
A sex act in which a female will shave her genital/pubic region, hold the pubic hair in the palm of her hand during sexual intercourse. The most popular method of this act is when the female spits in the eyes of her sex partner during the sex act. When the partner climaxes the female will ensconce the eyelids with pubic hair.
Although it was popularized in the USA in the 1970s movie Air Bud 3, many variations of this method exist in Mexico, Northeast Berut, and New Zealand as early as 1970 BC in the ancient Sumerian play “Arrus Buttici Du” translated as “Air Bud 2”.
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