Gorilla Tag

a vr game about gorillas (monkes)

from experience, its a game about immature minorities (13 and under) yelling, screaming, asking to play minigames, etc. theres a really really rare chance that youll encounter a mature teenager in the game. its also a game where every single minority uses all of their parents’ hard earned money for shiny rocks just to buy an expensive cosmetic. its also a game where you break everything in your household

theres also multiple fangames on vr such as monkey mischief, capuchin, gorilla tag horror, etc
guy 1: “hey dude, you heard about gorilla tag?”

guy 2: “you mean that game about minorities wasting all their money and being immature af? yeah i know about that!”

guy 1: “you wanna play?”

guy 2: “he he hell naw!!!!” *blocks*

*another example*

guy 2: “dude have you been playing gorilla tag…?”

guy 1: “nah i dont know what youre talking about!!”

guy 2: “your computer monitor is destroyed, your floor is soaked in your piss, you punched 10 holes in your wall, you broke your moms favorite vase…”

guy 1: “thats rookie numbers!!”

*another another example*

mom: “son what happened to all of my money in my credit card…?”

son: “oh! i bought 89,728,929 shiny rocks! *flexes the gold helmet, the big ass candy cane, the wolf costume, etc*

*the son gets the biggest beating of his life that will forever scare him*

*another another another example*

kid: “you wanna play minigames?”

guy: “shut the fuck up!”

*another another another another example*

guy 2: “yo i found another game similar to gorilla tag”

guy 1: “what is it?”

guy 2: “its a game called capuchin, you wanna play?”

guy 1: “sure!”

*the two bros find every fangame better than actual gorilla tag (theyre all filled with minorities as well)*
by makima.csm February 09, 2024
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