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gaping vortex

Gaping Vortex is when you’re sitting on the toilet. And your shit comes out blue with dark red streaks of blood. And your ass hole doesn’t close back up. Left with dripping blue goop.
I was sitting on my phone playing Xbox for 15 hours. When suddenly I really had to take a shit. I sat on the toilet then start pushing. And that’s why I realized I made a terrible mistake. I think to myself do I have a gaping vortex?
by Saturated Ectoplasm January 22, 2021
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gapa

A word generally used by a group of coloured teenagers which means “stop that” or “don’t do that”
Gapa that attitude of yours
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Gappied

I'm gappied.
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Gapenomics

The study and practice of gapping another vehicle in a race.
Damn son, I just gave that shitbox honda a lesson in gapenomics.
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_____gappy

_____gappy is a synonym for somebody who is successful or the greatest of all time._____gappy can also be identified as that amazing tiktoker
Person 1: Hey do you know somebody that is _____gappy

Person 2: Yeah playboi carti is _____gappy
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Gapefruit

Last night we 69’d and I stuck my tongue in her gapefruit
by Gapefruitguy April 12, 2022
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Gape Gate

Also the butthole or soulhole. In order to reach the illusive soul one travels best through the bootyhole. A rookie just climbs in there not even clipping their nails first like a Neanderthal. But an expert soulcubus takes their time stretching the gate to its maximum potential allowing a wrist and for the lucky ones a forearm to reach all the way up and tickle that bitch.
Hand me the gape gate speculum so we can retrieve this soul” said every mortician
by Unclemotherfucker May 29, 2022
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