French Fart

When you are performing oral or penetration of the anus on someone and they fart in the process.

I brought her back to my place and while I was eating out her ass she gave me a French Fart.

by Big cock small nipples March 29, 2023

French Cracker

The art of the french cracker is when a dude nuts on another person, and they both allow the nut to dry. The nut will look like some weird fancy cheese shit that french people would put on crackers. The name also refers to the fact that only white people do this shit.

It is common to clean the french cracker by using it as a cheese platter, preferably with live cavier.

Man 1: That was a pretty good french cracker.

Man 2: Yeah, but I think they should have used a different cracker. The one they used looked pretty ugly.

by Exhuman12 May 3, 2018

French missionary

Being like the the French in WWII and just laying on your back taking the dicking from everyone.

Dude Rachel got the ole french missionary from the language club.

by Shanemane January 30, 2022

french alabama

When you plotting on a young man and he in the stall pissing and you run in and catch the urine in your mouth and spit it at him.

Yo jeff was in the dorm bathing hall last night and i toatally got him with the french alabama

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by dongathon November 17, 2017

French Tsunami

When your getting head by a French woman and she sticks her tongue down your dick hole

Homy shit did she threw me with that French tsunami

by AshHD100 April 13, 2020

French Whiskey

What southern Mississippians call a drink involving a hazy beer mixed with a small amount of ranch

I dun drank too many of those French whiskeys last night and now I got the squirts

by Bully wintershot April 29, 2023

french tackle

When an effeminate man gets mad and tries to fight, but he can't really fight like a man, he just daintily flails his arms, starts crying and just ends up softly hugging whoever he is attacking.

"Dude was pretty mad, but he just French Tackled me, which ended up being pretty awkward."

by GTP July 23, 2014