French goodbye

Leaving a sexual partner with a bruised left butt cheek, a red right butt cheek, and cum sprayed inbetween, in a manner resembling the French tricolour flag.

Friend: How was yesterday night?
You: Amazing. Michael was great, he left me with a French goodbye which was so hot!
Friend: Ew.

by CarlVonClausewitz April 23, 2023

French Whiskey

What southern Mississippians call a drink involving a hazy beer mixed with a small amount of ranch

I dun drank too many of those French whiskeys last night and now I got the squirts

by Bully wintershot April 29, 2023

french toaster

French Toaster when a French girl sticks hot hands inside her vag to provide the man a even toasty-er experience

Girl 1: that French girl did a French toaster for her man she is such a team player!

by DiabeticIguana June 28, 2018

French Backdoors

Simlar to the French Kiss. (A kiss with a tongue), but instead of oral, you use anal activity.

Dude have a mint, your breath smells...

I Gave your mom French Backdoors last night, thats why my breath is not fresh anymore.

by Uncle_Gabsie January 6, 2022

French Surprise

When you are having a prank war and you surrender by leaving a massive white shit in the toilet.

I just couldn’t handle Jerry’s pranks anymore so I had to leave him a French Surprise.

by ShitDick82637 January 8, 2022

French Waltz

A cologne made by Tyler the creator sold in golf le fleur

Nardwaur: What does Tyler the creator smell like?
Tyler: French Waltz

by Bunny hop June 1, 2022

French soap

The smell of someone who you can tell smokes cigarettes.

I think she uses French soap.

Jesus, you bathe in French soap???

She may look good but she reeks of French soap.

by Charlyhorse December 9, 2021