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Minute Moonshine

Alcohol in ether, used as an inhalant to become incredibly drunk for a number of minutes, followed by sobriety.
"Here, take a hit of this minute moonshine."
"Sure." *Stumbles around and does stupid shit*

-Five minutes later-

"How are you feeling?"
"Pretty good. Sober now, though."
by Poiven March 16, 2012
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5 Minute Punk

when a person or group of people claim to have all the aesthetics of punk mentality/diy, when in fact they do not know what they are talking about and are not actually true. they then abandon punk when it isn't relevant to them anymore.
person 1-"dude did you hear the new VOA song?"
person 2- "yeah dude they are such 5 minute punk its pathetic"
by BigD@ddy August 14, 2012
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amish minute

when they say a minute an it takes thirty minutes
damn he said he would be here in a minute more like an amish minute(like30)
by jkram72 August 17, 2012
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Minute Conservative

When someone only has a number of available minutes during the week on their cell phone plan, so they don't answer their phone on peak time unless it's an emergency.
Girl 1: Did you call her yesterday?

Girl 2: Yes, but she didn't didn't answer; she's a minute conservative.
by soadfreak3284 August 23, 2011
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joe-minute

A unit of time that is stretched and is usually more like 75 or 80 seconds because some people like to under-estimate time to make you do stuff for longer.
"Dude! That was a joe-minute! You need a new watch!"
by saintrafael September 29, 2011
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Minute Wisdom

Minute Wisdom is a NoFap, Self motivation, self improvement voiceless channel with almost 100 thousand subscribers. He is a channel similar to other YouTubers such as:
Hamza
Gigacheddar
Etc,

He was most active in November of 2022 during No Nut November and is expected to make a return soon.
Thomas: “Hey man, who’s your favorite YouTuber?”

Barry; “Minute Wisdom, Of course.”
by froggo vibe January 24, 2023
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Ha! Wait a minute...

When you laugh at something that somebody said out of respect before you realize that the joke was either bad or directed negatively towards you
James: I guarantee that the people around me all have super tiny dicks.
Ryan: Ha! Wait a minute...
James: lol u dumbass XD
by Retard_Ryan February 3, 2023
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