football

the sport where you kick a ball and pretend to D I E when someone touches you're ear

football player 1: (touches ear)
football player 2: (drops to the ground and pretends he got ran over) AAAHHHH MY EVERYTHING!!!
football player 1: wtf?
referee: that's not a fault
football team 2 fans: WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S TOTALLY A FAULT!!!!!

by burgerking footletuce November 30, 2018

Kiss a football⚽️ player day

At the 3rd of december is official "Kiss a football player" day.

OMG I have to kiss him it's Kiss a football⚽️ player day.

by SBaumgart December 2, 2021

Billerica Football

A pack of wild animals that will beat you no matter what cause. These mother fuckers have zero tolerance for any type of loss in their whole life. Even saying the team’s name sends a shiver down anyone’s spine in fear that their team has to face another loss.

“Yo! You heard about Billerica Football?”

“Don’t mention them, they’ll creep up on your stadium and eat the whole team like it’s a Chick-Fil-A sandwich. I even heard they eat Lions for breakfast”

by CoochieSlayer305 April 9, 2021

Lesbian Football Game

When a football game has all offense and NO D.

This is a lesbian football game because there is absolutely NO D at all!

by Dr. Biggs December 31, 2020

Football Nazi

A Football Nazi is someone who claims to be an American football fan but will only watch the NFL or a Power 5 conference. If you offer them any form of football from a different source, they will claim it isn't worth watching without giving it a chance.

John: "Hey Dave, you wanna watch the UFL?"
Dave: "Why would I waste my time watching the UFL? Those players are so garbage!!"
John: "Which players specifically?"
Dave: "IDK I never watched the UFL"
John: "So if I gave you the choice of having Zach Wilson or Alex Mcgough lead your offense, you would choose Zach Wilson?"
Dave: "100%"
John: "Dave I think you might be a Football Nazi"

by TangyBBQ February 8, 2025

Play football

In Madden, punting or kicking on 4th down instead of running a normal play to get the first down.

"This game is too close, I gotta play football"

by darthgaber66 June 16, 2025

football

The sport that suck and marching band is so much better then. Band gets more trophy's then the football and the band does not have bench warmers.

The football team sucks. The people only come for the half time show from the band

by 871263489725t2187ry1289try9128 February 12, 2019