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Grvy football mode

When you summon Payton manning to get you the first down in football while you hit the vape 50 times in the backfield. Then on the next down you go grvy mode and get 900 yards and a touchdown while hitting the gas pack.
Damn that dude just went fucking grvy football mode he's fucking nuts. Did you see him hit the gas pack in the end zone?
by KingofFunRuh October 2, 2025
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football add

a friend request on facebook

basically from some young hooligan that supports a crappy football team and is looking for girls under 18 to hook up with a get drinks.

charming
girl: thanks for the add, do i know you?
hooligan: nah just a football add!
girl: cool
hooligan: going to the next game? wanna meet for a drink.
by lalalalala face June 5, 2011
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Football

"You're such a fucking football"
by Youxoli June 30, 2020
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Football

The English game created by British people to be called football NOT soccer, Americans get listening
Football was created by England
by GingerBeth February 19, 2024
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Gilbert Football

A team that will come on to your home field, kick your ass and then take your cheerleaders back home with them a fuck them harder than you ever could.
Damn my girl went with this Gilbert Football player last night and now she won’t call me back.
by Chad Leaphart November 16, 2020
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maroon football

The color of an aggie girls butthole after a long game of hide the weiner!
Did you see the color of my sisters butthole last night?!? It wasn’t anything like those shitty UT cheer uniforms, it resembled more of a maroon football!
by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023
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