Flossy

A person who is the first to commit to a heavy responsibility only to immediately abandon all responsibility and deny any liability to the commitment.

P1: Phillis had that baby ya know.
P2: …….
P1: Then Flossy came out, ran to Mexico not a single fuck.

P2: Classic Flossy
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P1: That Flossy kicked out Alan while paralyzed from the accident. Guy couldn’t even move hardly.

P2:Why?? TF!?!??
P1: Got her government check in and to clear house she accused him of going through her shit and stealing.

P2: Mrs smith must smoke crack

Origin: Slang in rv parks; traced to the 1980s strip club scene-Flossy had a baby to make Prego money then sold the baby for a car. 40 years later takes the son in to nurse back to health after 2 days has a breakdown and throws him out just to say she did it twice. It’s ok mom you can smoke meth in private. Just because I said no doesn’t mean I’m going to tell on you. You tell on yourself. Fuck you Flossy

by ÀB0mB October 6, 2025

cndid flossing

Overt french kissing - ew

Cndid flossing can end up bcomn a sloppy business.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

mouse-flossing

(v): To use some object (notecard, toothpick, paperclip) to clean that weird, greasy gunk that builds up in the little cracks of your computer mouse.

I haven't mouse-flossed in months, and then I looked and saw all sorts of nast. * folds up a piece of paper and starts mouse-flossing *

by Mystakaphoros October 9, 2013

Mud Flossing

The act of filling an elderly man's colon with chocolate syrup, and then laying on your back with a big, smug smile on your face, while the elderly man straddles you and squirts it onto your teeth.

Jeremy Clarkson, of the show "Top Gear," holds a Bachelor of Science in Bolivian mud flossing, because gargling "chocolate fecal slurry" has been his life-long passion.

by Mr. Tinkerdog February 13, 2014

flap flossing

Flap flossing occurs when a girls bathing suit is too small, or her vagina is too big for the garment, resulting in a noticeable flap flossing

Kristin-"Should I wear my one piece thong lifeguard bathing suit to the lake today?"
Katie-"Why the hell wouldn't you?"
Kristin-"Either my vagina got bigger or I shrunk my suit because I am flap flossing hard right now"

by Ebesneezer bahonkers October 2, 2015

walrus flossing

When a pair of underwear (primarily female) that are so tight you cant see the back of it.

Tom: I was fucking this fat chick last night and she was walrus flossing.
Yuro: Nice man! Wish my girl would walrus floss.

by rhinefam March 23, 2017

Bum flosser

When your underwear that isn’t meant to be a thing turns into one and you can feel the slow wipe every step you take

Catholic mother: “Mary! Pull out your wedgie I can see your bum flosser!”

by Laurentheinnocent December 16, 2018