Facebook Blueballed 

When someone signs onto their facebook after at least a day, only to find out they don't have any notifications.

Alex: Hey did I post that funny video I found to your wall?
Ben: No dude, I got facebook blueballed today.

Facebook Blueballed by Chigoose22 August 19, 2010

facebook google 

The act of looking up a person on facebook in order to acquire basic information about them such as mutual friends.

Person A: Do you know Sarah McGee?
Person B: I don't know, let's facebook google it and see if we have any friends in common.
Person A: That's such a great idea! And we can look at her profile picture too.

facebook google by Fuliet Embaline June 23, 2011

Facebook Unicorn 

A rare, fleeting experience when you come into contact with someone who you are strictly friends with on Facebook. This person may have been in that one class freshman year, or met during an evening of heavy drinking followed by a clutch friend request at 3AM. Facebook unicorn's namesake comes from the unicorn itself. You've read about it, you've seen pictures of it, but interaction in real life is strange and uncomfortable. The slight nod of the head and acknowledgment of existence is the proper response to the phenomenon, to act as if you actually knew who they were would only degrade yourself (see: creeper).

Guy 1: Hey, isn't that the chick that was in our Bio class freshman year?

Guy 2: Yeah. She's dating John Smith and has a cat named Sarah Palin.

Guy 1: Dude you're a fucking creeper.

Guy 2: No, she's just a Facebook Unicorn.

Facebook Unicorn by geauxtigers24242424 July 19, 2011

facebook birthday test 

A great way to clear some extra friends from your facebook profile, by deciding if they're worth wishing them a happy birthday or not.

When you see on Facebook that it's someones birthday they are automatically up to the test, and you decide to either pass them, or flunk them, according to how much you care for them:
1. They pass - you wish them a happy birthday by posting on their facebook wall.
2. They flunk - you unfriend them.

Jerry: Why did you unfriend Mel?
Kathy: She just didn't pass the facebook birthday test...

Jon (on Bill's facebook wall): Happy birthday man! Looks like you passed the facebook birthday test! LOLL

facebook birthday test by BLULUp February 6, 2012

FaceBook foreplay 

1.The act where two or more people attempt engage in Facebook activities on one computer in attempt to bring some excitement back into a relationship and /or raise desire of partners for human contact or conversation. Any attempt to use a personal computer,phone other device to entertain share teach or explain anything via Facebook expecting positive results. Always results in one or more people getting Facebook played as forplay is to getting laid

Fighting now more popular than fucking for college students according to recent Facebook poll! Kids these days are thinking flirting online will lead to to getting laid in the real world but its just Facebook foreplay for these facebook fucks. A Craislist pay date beats a Facebook foreplay fight!

FaceBook foreplay by Thepoorkidscrewingdaughter dad January 8, 2014

Facebook Law Degree 

Where a political events occurs and people on social media (mainly stay at home moms) voice their opinions and convince other people on their newsfeed that they are correct.

*scrolls through Facebook*
Jane Doe posted, "I personally think that gay marriage should be illegal because it says so in the bible and my husband said it to be true, so I know i'm right."

Viewer: Man, this mom obviously has a Facebook Law Degree since she seems to know everything about everything.

Facebook Law Degree by Borbus Thurmps December 28, 2014

Facebook Insurance 

Similar to joke insurance, facebook insurance is the mutual agreement to like/ comment on a friend's facebook status regardless of what it is, it is usually used to lessen the embarassment of having a really unsuccessful/boring status.

A friend will like/comment on your status, and you return the favour when they post a status, regardless if you have any interest to it.

Sharon is sitting down

*John likes this*

Person 1: Whoa Sharon and John totally have facebook insurance...
Person 2: Totally

Facebook Insurance by Latem September 1, 2009