alabama ear plug

when you need your GF to not listen to what you're about to say so you come in her ear...an Alabama Earplug

I didn't want Sally to hear what I was about to say so I gave her an Alabama Ear Plug.

by Corn Johnwall November 1, 2015

two new ears

What a very talkative person is always in search of, e.g. someone who has not yet tuned them out.

At the party Tyler was droning on about politics that no on really cared to hear about as we had been with him all day and the guy did not stop talking. Four girls suddenly showed up the party and Tyler latched onto one of them as a new victim - two new ears.

by the comand'r February 24, 2019

Batta-Ears Gyal

“A Female Lacking Ambition Or Self-Worth”.

"National We Nuh Wife Batta-Ears Gyal".

by sosawellbad June 11, 2018

up to my ears

Completely overwhelmed with work or other responsibilities. Metaphorically, I'm about to drown in whatever I happen to be immersed in. water, shit, etc.

I'm sorry I can't meet with you. I'm up to my ears in work right now.

by Lamoid F. LLurbybabbin September 30, 2015

Gay Ear

It has been known for many centuries now that the 'Gay ear' is commonly the left ear.

Right= Straight
Left= Gay

Guy 1- Hey are you gay?
Guy 2- Why would you think that?
Guy 1- Because you have your left ear pierced and that's the gay ear.

by Lala Boo June 29, 2016

music to my ears

Very pleasing information, excellent news.

So they're getting married? That's music to my ears.

by LiGang July 2, 2006

Raped My Ears

When someone talks continually, and doesn't shut up...to the point that you feel as though your ears have been violated.

Kay just raped my ears!!! Doesn't she know that no means no?! Shut up already!!

by MILF Tittts June 14, 2014