eight eyed sixty nine

When two people who have glasses on are getting together each one face down in each others bathing suit areas
patrick and nancy are in the other room giving the eight eyed sixty nine
by sack o' potatoes May 25, 2011
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Cross-eyed Julie

A small city local channel meteorologist who is so flabbergasted just trying so see around her over sized nose that she has gone crossed eyed from the effort.
Hey what's the weather doing tonight skeeter? Well Cross-eyed Julie said we may see up to 15 cm of snow by morning.
by Plowmandan February 16, 2017
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one-eyed headache

This is when a person feels like the have a headache on only one side of the head, particularly felt on top of the eye or on the eyebrow.
person one: whats wrong?
person two: Dude I have this horrible headache, but its only one side!!
person one: oh, you must have a one-eyed headache.
by Carlos Santiago September 13, 2005
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Double eyed mask

Someone who is always anonymous and quiet and never talks about anything about themselves at all. They often wear masks or bags with two eye holes in them, which is where this term originats namesake from.
She’s definitely a double eyed mask cause she doesn’t talk about anything about her life. She’s been quiet for quite a while and I want to ask her what’s happening with her but she won’t say anything. I am scared and worried for her and I want to help her somehow.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018
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Jester Eyed

When your woman comes on your face so much your eyes get pasted together and you are Jester Eyed.
Amber had me so jester eyed last night she had to lead me to the bathroom.
by bossman billy October 30, 2013
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Red eyed bitch

An evil bitch. Someone who does something evil to a person and is a bitch
Random girl: did you see what Miriame did to the teacher?
Other girl: yeah she is a red eyed bitch
by UWUBITCHUWU March 24, 2019
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