Guy 1: Where did Michael go?
Guy 2: I thought he went to the bathroom...
Guy 1: It smells like poop in the bathroom, but he's Michael's not here.
Guy 2: He pulled a dump and dash?!
Guy 2: I thought he went to the bathroom...
Guy 1: It smells like poop in the bathroom, but he's Michael's not here.
Guy 2: He pulled a dump and dash?!
by bassfrog7 April 20, 2010
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The Cooker: "damn, where is tp? He went to the can an hour ago."
Pete Dick: "I dunno, maybe he is playing gay games..."
TP (returning from the bathroom, looking relieved: "Oh, wow."
The Cooker: "what the fuck took you so god damn long?"
TP: "marathon dump dude, you know my wife won't let me crap in the house. that thing has been brewing all week."
Pete Dick: "shut up and Irish yourself."
Pete Dick: "I dunno, maybe he is playing gay games..."
TP (returning from the bathroom, looking relieved: "Oh, wow."
The Cooker: "what the fuck took you so god damn long?"
TP: "marathon dump dude, you know my wife won't let me crap in the house. that thing has been brewing all week."
Pete Dick: "shut up and Irish yourself."
by Pete Dick March 30, 2008
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vappy: omg same here no joke
chris : (calls up jimbo) bro me and vap are poopin up big men right now
james: omg so am i this is awesome
chris: (calls back vappi28) dude me you and james are droppin big men right now
matt: omg this is a brommunity dump sesh
vappy: omg same here no joke
chris : (calls up jimbo) bro me and vap are poopin up big men right now
james: omg so am i this is awesome
chris: (calls back vappi28) dude me you and james are droppin big men right now
matt: omg this is a brommunity dump sesh
by Mystery Pooper February 10, 2009
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Dude, that philly cheese steak with extra jalapenos i had didnt sit right with me. Later on, I had a massive jalapeno dump!
Man, I hope your ass isnt too spicy!
Man, I hope your ass isnt too spicy!
by Sometimes, I tye dye my pubes. March 19, 2009
Get the Jalapeno Dump mug.The immediate release of poop as soon as you sit on the toilet after holding it in for a while or after eating too much. Just like a slam dunk, only done with the ass.
Having to take a shit real bad
Having to take a shit real bad
I went to go eat with a friend the other day. When we go back to the dorm he scurried to the bathroom, taking small but quick steps. Seconds after he shut the door I heard him shout "slam dump!"
by Dr_Girafales May 11, 2011
Get the Slam dump mug.whilst (teabagging) the male slowy turns 360 degrees while the female applies pressure to the testacles with her teeth the (male) will then scream beep beep while releasing (faeces) onto the victims face.this move is commonly performed in (australia) and is considered (tradition) in some parts of the country.
male(1) hey how was your date last night?
male(2)awesome we 360 dump trucked for like 5 minutes.
male(1)probably shouldnt of had curry.
male(2)yeah bad idea.
male(2)awesome we 360 dump trucked for like 5 minutes.
male(1)probably shouldnt of had curry.
male(2)yeah bad idea.
by d@niel10 October 31, 2011
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