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drunk rooster

1. After a loong night of drinking, when your friend wakes you up with violent barfing reminiscent of a rooster crowing.
You: "You made it to work today?"
Your bro: "Yeah man, Dave pulled a drunk rooster this morning..."
by entonidas March 27, 2013
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tongue drunk

In essence, a combination of "cotton mouth" or drying of the mouth and tongue and a lingering flavor/odor of alcohol that can't be eliminated with mints, mouthwash or tooth brushing as the result of drinking. Usually accompanied with a hangover.
My wife complains about good morning kisses whenever I'm tongue drunk.
by Pkbah November 2, 2018
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purple drunk

1: (adj.) Wasted on purple drank, an illicit yet delicious mixture of prescription promethazine/codeine cough syrup and one's preferred lemon/lime soda, served in a cheap styrofoam cup. Sometimes spelled 'purple-drunk'.

2: (n.) A person who is intoxicated from purp orpurple drank (e.g., every member of Three Six Mafia), often a Southerner or baker. Such people often exhibit drowsiness from the promethazine, as well as opioid-induced hallucinations from excessive consumption.
guy 1: I got busted by the po-po for dranking and driving; apparently, I hallucinated that I was crowdsurfing at a Three Six Mafia concert and crashed my slab into a dumpster.
guy 2: Damn! You mush have been totally purple drunk!
by chillr October 10, 2013
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drunk Eddie

Did you see that guy crash the 3 year olds birthday party for free liquor! he's definitely a drunk Eddie
by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj October 21, 2023
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drunk funk

Drinking so much to avoid depression that you get depressed about how much you're drinking.
Ever since that 1st adoption class they make you take, I've been in a drunk funk
by JimHolt April 8, 2017
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Drunk Delete

Deleting any sort of online and/or offline media or important files while inebriated.
I drunk deleted my damn keynote presentation.
by jelloshot October 8, 2011
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drunk on love

To be so in love you start acting like you're a happy, giggly drunk
Natalia and Anna were so drunk on love they couldn't stop laughing and they were all over eachother
by Depressedcroissant May 9, 2017
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