Daycare Drunk

Someone who constantly needs to be babysat when they drink, almost to the point where you won't drink with them.

Joe: Tim wants to go out tonight but he's so much work to drink with
John: Yeah he gets sloppy real quick, fucking daycare drunk, I don't want to have to take care of him all night.
Tim: LETS GET WASTEY

by JusticeZERO June 3, 2016

drunk laundry

the act of completing something mildly productive while wasted

Mandy had way too much of things and ended up home early on Friday. Instead of wasting time online posting nonsense and feeling like her life was trash, she did some drunk laundry and Saturday morning seemed more promising

by von groovy March 8, 2019

Study-drunk

To study for such a long period of time, and in a intense manner, that you text people stuff that may or may not make sense.

A: Are you ok? your texts are really weird.

B: Yeah, I know, I become incoherent when I'm study-drunk.

by Sueshishi June 6, 2011

drunk-time

being so involved in ones drunken state that one forgets that time is actually passing

maura: okay... mike told me that he was only staying out until two am... its now four am.. should i start looking behind dumpsters for him?

jennifer: um no...im sure hes just on drunk-time... he will come back eventually.

by kapapko February 17, 2010

drunk say

when sum1 is totally wasted and starts rambling or making hilarious confessions. similiar to a drunk dice

Girl: I love you
Guy: youre totally wasted
girl: this isnt a drunk say!
guy: sure

by Grant the lurker July 23, 2007

drunk and strip

The act of getting intoxicated and disrobing in an effort to accelerate physical contact with a new sexual prospect. Usually executed by jumping into bed, or showing up in some room naked - often to the shock of some.

Koyfie: I pulled the drunk and strip last night.
Brian: No way, bro, again?
Koyfie: Yeah, she was out the door so fast it took the air out of my lungs.

by Don's Johnson July 14, 2012

Drunk Toes

When someone gets drunk and tries to give herself a pedicure and finds out later that they are not the her liking.

Sally got a tad tipsy at my house the other night and decided to give herself a pedicure in the middle of my bathroom floor. She resulted with a case of drunk toes.

by rosschromatic April 18, 2010