Someone who sits in their hot car all day in a walmart parking lot, watching illegal immigrants use bots and multiple devices to defraud the company, customers and honest drivers out of their hard earned pay.
by anonymous July 22, 2025
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Get the Somalian Driver’s License mug.A fat, loud, obnoxious and aggressive black woman. Usually has an attitude and will yell at you for an issue even if she caused it herself.
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Get the Nissan Altima Driver mug.When you hate someone so much you also hate everyone who is connected to them, including (but not limited to) Their mom, dad, siblings, grandparents, great grandparents, ancestors, future descendants that haven’t been born yet, their local cashier, and their uber driver
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Get the Fuck you and your uber driver mug.by Late night Trucker November 12, 2025
Get the Truck drivers Tango mug.As a second-hand driver, I had to really focus while backing the trailer into the campsite—it's all about teamwork with the host car!
by Emotional Cruiser November 18, 2025
Get the second-hand driver mug.When an arbitrary number of males bust a nut into a measuring cup after which the concoction is poured into a female laying naked in the pile driver position (woman on her neck with legs in the air) for the purpose of insemination. The woman then must lay in this position for 6 hours to let it kick in.
You know Stew and I want to have a kid but don't want to know who the father is. We are thinking about giving Mary the ol' Georgia Pile Driver.
by Washygigg Sauce January 16, 2025
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