A tiny-fingered, cheeto-faced, ferret-wearing, anus-lipped, narcissistic bag of flaming methane that's managed to convince borderline retarded voters to nominate him for the Republican presidential candidate. He has done so by continuously exploiting the fears and prejudices of said stupid people, whipping them into a frothing, xenophobic frenzy. It doesn't take a psychologist to see he is simply just a manipulative sociopath who doesn't actually have any political ideology. Evidence for this comes from the fact that he's flip flopped on many of his positions, and having been very buddy-buddy with the Clintons in years past. Any of his solutions to problems are so pathetically one-dimensional that a two-year-old could dissect them, and when asked about the specifics of how he's going to execute these plans, he is never able to. But his supporters are complete sheep, so they gobble it up like it was manna sent from heaven. For The Donald, he is in the race for one thing, and one thing only: The Donald. The people supporting him are just a means to an end (see: useful idiots). When you're in a race with Hillary Clinton, and you're dumb enough to nominate someone who is an even bigger megalomanaiacal sociopath than she is, you fucked up.
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are completely unlikable, and are completely unelectable. Miraculously, Trump manages to make Clinton look like a saint in comparison (I just puked in my mouth typing that). There is only one viable option, now that the American electorate has fucked up so miserably: Sweet Meteor of Death-Cthulu 2016. Just end it already.
by Dr. Snark, PhD August 05, 2016
by NineEleven September 02, 2016
Donald trump CANNOT be president.
by keyblade1030 August 17, 2016
by MojoNator March 01, 2016
by DanceMan March 28, 2016
A person who has hair that can fly away. Also a person who got a small loan of a million dollars from his father. A rich and spoiled brat who had issues as a child because he had no friends. A person who gets money from his parents instead of working for it
by FDT May 05, 2016
Big Daddy Trump is America’s orangest president and aims to build a wall. He got mad cake and is a beautiful small handed man. His bestie is Kim Jong-un.
Jimmy: “Did you see Donald Trump watched the olympics last night?”
Me: “Yeah, but he was only watching it to see how high the Mexican can jump”
Jimmy: “Dang, you right”
Me: “Yeah, but he was only watching it to see how high the Mexican can jump”
Jimmy: “Dang, you right”
by Orangedaddy October 08, 2019