First, attain a post-munted female dwarf of your choice (preferably under 3ft) and ensure that a male stallion
horse is nearby. Then, provide the
horse with viagra alongside a tranquilising agent through nutritional intake of choice and once erect, thread the penis through the dwarf. Subsequently, insert your penis as far into the dwarf as possible, until in range of the horse’
s penis halfway inside of the body. Begin to thrust through banging against the horse’s penis, causing the sound of a drum-like
beat, which is amplified through the echo created in the dwarf’s body. Once the rhythm is consistent and steady, gather your
friends round to dance to the music.