Dildo Nick

A man who talks about dildos

Dildo Nick really brought it up

by HG99 May 16, 2021

Nutty dildo Rider

To be covered in your step uncle's semen while riding a dildo on the roof

Do you see that nutty dildo Rider

Yeah I wish I was him right now

by I love molesting children inem September 11, 2023

Lettuce Dildo

Similar to the phrase "let us pray" but rather "lettuce dildo" it is often stated to mark the beginning of a rather large orgy.

Adam begins, "I would like to welcome everyone to this 8 person orgy", Adam then holds up the dildo with both hands and states, "lettuce dildo" To which marks the official beginning of the orgy.

by Ohfuckthat11 October 03, 2017

dildo quencher

The nicest ass and pussy destroyer of sex toys on the market

“hey John you get the new dildo quencher yet”

by JiggleBomf the 4th July 21, 2023

dildo snarf

A dildo snarf is a really grumpy blue Smurf who has a immaculate penis.

"Yo! Nice dildo snarf!"

by Coliosis2026 December 18, 2016

Dildo shit

A dildo somebody shatted on

I shatted on my dildo now it's dildo shit.

by Imagoddamndaggit March 19, 2021

The Kentucky dildo

The act of using shit as the dildo instead of using a actual dildo

I tried the Kentucky dildo for the first time last night.

by Random definition guy October 15, 2023