Dildo

A cool name you can call the people you look up to, people you admire, people you love and care about etc

Boss: Hey your doing great today, keep up the good work!

You: Thanks Dildo! :D

Boss: ... (flustered by what you called them)

by Candice ;) December 15, 2021

Dildo

A toy to masturbate that looks like a penis or different shape

Girl 1: let me get her dildo!
Girl 2:is that my penis?

by Niggas be gay January 16, 2023

Dildo

A dildo is aiming that mollie Jeffrey’s uses everyday all day 24 fucking hours she’s my fucking crazy bestie I love her tho (fw) yasss

Mollie uses dildos

by Exploding dolphins123 February 10, 2019

Carpet-dildo

A really sticky dildo stuck on carpet

"Last night Johnny got carpet-dildo what a loser"

by Mudonna August 23, 2021

Dildo

an object that lonely people use to make themselves feel loved

i broke my dildo now i feel sad :(

by Your Mothers Side Piece January 7, 2022

Dildo…

People look at me wired when I use and I wondered why but now I realize it might be the fact that a was shitting explosively when using it or it got over a bunch of kindergartners and some of them were asking while it felt

“Hey david can I use your dildo…” “why” “because I need to fit a raccoon up my ass” “ok but beware it’s got a brown stain and a little of coom”

by Let’s no Brandon!!!! May 6, 2022

brick of dildo

50 sold or
Will kill if used

Buys a brick of dildos*died*

by Brandon Cliff January 28, 2017