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Deuce canoe

When your turd lays on the bowl, goes down into the water, and then comes back out of the bowl like how a canoe floats on water.
Tom: OMG. I just dropped a deuce canoe.
Jim: A....what?
Tom: A massive deuce so big that needed its own paddle.
by LT1VegaGT December 30, 2019
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Throw a Deuce

Don't go talk to him. Just throw a deuce at him.
by MerpO12 January 27, 2022
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Deuce

Deuce is a name for someone who is not attractive and un athletic they tend to have a small penis and tend to be very sensitive
by Run run June 3, 2021
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Dracula’s Deuce

I took a Dracula’s Deuce... should I see the doctor?
by Froppy October 8, 2018
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Deuce

Deuce can be used as a synonym for the term “mess with me” and is usually followed by the word “me”
by urbansandy November 7, 2022
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trippin on the deuce

to be under the influence of any of the 2C famly of psychedelic phenethylamines, especially 2C-E.
man we had so much fun trippin on the deuce this weekend. 2C-E kicks ass.
by vgad December 15, 2008
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Now that's how you drop a Deuce

Similar to a Mic Drop. The statement one says when doing something really well especially in competition.
damn! that' guys on fire! Now that's how you drop a deuce!
by Raina Rayne September 23, 2018
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