When your turd lays on the bowl, goes down into the water, and then comes back out of the bowl like how a canoe floats on water.
Tom: OMG. I just dropped a deuce canoe.
Jim: A....what?
Tom: A massive deuce so big that needed its own paddle.
Jim: A....what?
Tom: A massive deuce so big that needed its own paddle.
by LT1VegaGT December 30, 2019

by MerpO12 January 27, 2022

Deuce is a name for someone who is not attractive and un athletic they tend to have a small penis and tend to be very sensitive
by Run run June 3, 2021

by Froppy October 8, 2018

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by vgad December 15, 2008

Similar to a Mic Drop. The statement one says when doing something really well especially in competition.
by Raina Rayne September 23, 2018
