Jacob's Dad

A piece of shit no one likes.

"Jacob's Dad is an asshole"

by EINGO November 3, 2019

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Dad Pat

A Dad Pat is a pat, on the back or head, that is just hard enough to not hurt you, and is usually delivered by a fatherly figure.

"Hey, uh, Dad?"
"Yeah Jeremy, what's up?
"What's a dad pat, and how do I do it?'
"Well in order to do a dad pat you have to be a father, trust me, I'll show what is looks and feels like. Okay?"
"Oka-."

"Oh, that was to hard, damn, his head is gone, I'll get better next time."

by LucasWasHere July 24, 2021

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dad period

When your dad's being weird awkward and needs something to blame his mood on

Sorry dude I can't hang out today, my dad's on his dad period

by Pratt dad March 27, 2017

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Dad's At Poker

key words for lets throw a fatass fuckin party or get hella wasted,

it came from my friends whenever my dad goes to play poker twice a month and we get fuckin wasted beyond belief.

open house cuz he dont get home til 3 in the morning

Player: Hey man whats goin down tonite?
Boss: Idk man i heard Dad's at Poker...
Player: Word? then lets mob over there and get that shit crackin like pistachio.

by DillinghamNigga August 14, 2009

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my dad

my dad is a unexciting character in my life and un existing

hey my dad is unexciting

by your gay if u see this May 26, 2020

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go dad !

Expression.

Said right before a male is about to throw, hit, or kick a ball

Usually exclaimed by a female.

Said male does not have to be a actual father.

*Guy throwing a football*

girl: go dad !

by loser4losers April 23, 2022

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