Flaky Crustacea

A bogey, dried mucus

I picked my nose and pulled out a right flaky crustacea

by Gizslutski May 18, 2017

Cum Crustacean

When one has dried semen in their ear canal.

Ugh, just found my boyfriends cum crustaceans.

by Danegrress August 9, 2017

ashley castaneda

A girl who calls herself ugly all the time but is really not compared to other girls
And she don't take shit from people

Omg it's an ashley castaneda

by The ninja turtle August 14, 2017

sebaceous crustacean

Crabby fat asshole

Stop being a sebaceous crustacean George, they're just kids.

by JP orecul September 15, 2017

Shady Crustacey

a crab that steals food while you try to enjoy a peaceful day at the beach

"That shady crustacey just stole my ice cream cone!"

by A. Jo May 1, 2018

Fat Castans

It's a Sex Move. It's when You're getting a Girl from behind and You reach to get a Sandwich

Sex Move Sex

I was at Sasha's last night and I pulled a Fat Castans and reached for Roast Beef on Rye

by Cray Zeebee February 12, 2018

Connor costa

Connor costa a person who is stupid and does the wackest sht you’ll ever see. You’ll see him in public and go oh god it’s a costa

Dang last week I was running and I feel down a flight of stairs I felt like I pulled a Connor costa

by Littytirry December 19, 2018