bitch-borderline-cunt

1) A super bitch on the brink of being a cunt but not quite pushing into the cunt zone.
2) When bitch won't quite do, but you are not yet ready to make the leap to calling them a cunt.

My landlady is such a bitch, she definitely has the bitch-borderline-cunt status.

by melubulongtime March 2, 2009

roast beef and chedder cunt

the large flapping, beefy scrotum like skin sometimes covered in a film of what would appear to be chedder sauce caused by hygene negligence.

Mary Jane rotten crotch: Omg im so sorry about my roast beef and chedder cunt last night.

dingle berry johnson: Oh thats ok, i dont mind a little flavour.

by sirmarksalot December 25, 2010

Touch of the cunt

1. When you inexplicably flip out on someone for no reason.
2. Having a severe reaction to a minor injustice.

I can't believe your girl started screaming at us for no reason. She must have caught a touch of the cunt.

by BMFSF91122 October 5, 2013

Knuckle Dragging Swamp cunt

For that one special motherfucker who grinds your gears.

Ah, that bitch. That knuckle dragging swamp cunt.

by LaughingCrow May 25, 2018

fuckin good cunt

The absolute best cunt on earth the kinda mate that would chuck you a cold in the middle of a barbecue on a hot day

Hey Dave thanks for the beer ya fuckin good cunt

by Yodas shriveled penis August 2, 2021

Mother Fucking Cock-sucking Fucking cunt ass pussy bitch

adjective & adverb

a word used usally when you stub your toe or get hit by a bus/train, it can even be used as an insalt on the internet.

Mother Fucking Cock-sucking Fucking cunt ass pussy bitch that bus just came out of no where and hit me

by Shroom5799 September 29, 2017

cunt chuckler

When a man is going down on a woman and blows a raspberry in to her vagina, this is a cunt chuckler.

I did a massive cunt chuckler on my missus last night, she bitch slapped me so hard.

by Dave Garnar September 10, 2007