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country club

A country club is a slang term for a federal prison that those convicted of "white-collar crimes often serve their sentences. These types of federal prisons are different in many ways than typical jails and/or prisons in that they can have many amenities such as those of country clubs and other exclusive environments. Most inmates are very wealthy and are usually prominent businessmen/corporate executives, stock traders/investors, or tycoons who have been convicted of such felonies as insider trading, embezzlement, money laundering, and/or other "big business" crimes. Politicians convicted of non-violent felonies while in public office, usually serve time (if sentenced to prison ) in "country clubs, also.
The CEO of a large national savings and loan institution has recently been convicted of embezzlement and securities fraud involving $120 million. He and two other executives were involved in the scandal. It looks like they will be doing some time at the country club for a while.
by Bill Mustang Lover January 3, 2017
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Country Trumpkin

An ignorant redneck from a blood red state, that supports Trump only to justify his/her prejudice and racism.
It's amazing how many country Trumpkins will hurt themselves by supporting him.
by Alerick February 1, 2017
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country bumpkin pussy

A female that grew up in a small country town and lived a very sheltered life.
Jessica was a piece of country bumpkin pussy, until she went to a big city college and had her first gang bang.
by Andy Holman July 20, 2008
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countryhumans

a large fandom of countrys personified as humans, mainly know for its offensive side but is actually a pretty chill fandom and has many awesome creators, countryhumans has little relation to polandball and has no relation to hetalia
person: have you heard of countryhumans?
person 2: yeah its really cool!
by countryhumans_addict May 22, 2020
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Anne Coulter

possibly the best example of employment equity. this mentally retarded closet alcoholic who belives canada participated in the vietnam war, spouts horese shit faster than a conveyor belt
Jim we dont have enough social diversity in the office, we need an anne coulter that we can tie up in the back room and see what stupid things we can get her to say...
by disgruntled canuk February 28, 2005
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Country Pancake

English countryside slang for a cow pat, they often torment city kids by asking if they would like a country pancake, then slamming their face in cow shit.
Country Kid: "Hey, Cockney boy, want to come to my place and have a country pancake?"

City kid: "Sure! Sounds delicious!"

half way in a field the country bumpkin pushes the city kids head in a cow pat and runs off laughing
by FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU December 5, 2010
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country girl

A hot girl who grew up in the country, she can rope and ride, barrel race, even calf rope. Likes to have fun not as crazy as a redneck girl.
Look at the country girl rope.
by xXtoxic~truckslutxX December 27, 2007
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