Cooked salami

When you’re finished, tired or about to die in real life or a video game.

I finished all of my tasks at work. I’m cooked salami.

Hurry up and revive me before I’m cooked salami.

by BaconMacon April 8, 2024

Cook

To perform an action vigorously well to the point of excelling.

RJ: "Hear me out..."
Deshaun: "Na you wild for that bro."
Tre: "Na hold up let him cook."

by futurevip07 June 3, 2024

Andy Cook

A teenage boy whose popular for being a rich, funded by dads cash and his looks.

Are you really taking a photo of your Lambo like that ? Don't do an Andy Cook .

by sellmyself November 22, 2015

cook time

What you say when one of your friends does something stupid.

Ex : 1- bro my mans gave me 2gs for 10

2- COOK TIIIIME

Cook timeee

by GueellBoy March 5, 2019

Ashton Cook

He is the most amazing guy you will ever meet, he gets all of the girls with only a glance, and he’s is the most kind, loving, sweet, athletic, and trustworthy guy in the entire universe. He is the most amazing person ever to exist. He will always be the best friend you always wanted.

Did you see that guy over there?
Yeah, that was ashton Cook, isn’t he beautiful?!

by I create a whole new wave August 28, 2017

Homemade cooking

When someone squats on your mouth and feeds their 'homemade cooking' to you.

Adam: Chloe came over to my place and served me her homemade cooking
John: wow it should have been me!

by Adam119 February 17, 2025

Big Cook Little Cook

A show that takes place in a cafe that they claim is the best cafe in the world but it's not.

They get one customer per day and has shortages on ingredients all of the time. The "cooks" are unable to memorise simple recipes, so they need a cookbook for recipes that children could make.

Small has magical powers, rides on a spoon to get the ingredients but when he comes back, he doesn't have them, but gets them via magic, making the journey a waste of time, only for educational purposes.

Ben needs motivation from a story before preparing, and often makes unnecessary amounts of spillage, wasting more time and ingredients. No wonder do they have to clean the kitchen after EVERY single order, and explains the lack of ingredients.

Also, they don't even let the customers order themselves.

I went to the Big Cook Little Cook cafe and then I gave it 1 star on Google Maps.

by Deadboydoor517 August 19, 2021