Coffebeaning

to trick your bed partner into thinking he/her is going to give you oral sex under the duvet, then locking his/her head between your legs and pass gas and faecal matter into their mouth.

Agela: "Oh lord did I not have some fun with Timothy yesterday"
Maggy: "What did you do?"
Angela: "I was totally coffebeaning him in the sanctuary we call our own bedroom. I loved it!"
Maggy: "I want to kiss that sweet mouth of yours, Angela. You know I always loved you. Why don't you love me?"
Angela: "Because you are a hussy. perhaps you should be coffebeand once in a while".
Maggy: "My shitty boyfriend has to soft of a stool to produce the hard pellets needed for such a task"
Angela: "Change his diet to broccoli, that will pas the stool needed to get your relationship up and running again"
Maggy: "but the 'running' is the problem!"
Angela: "You make me laugh, you silly goose!"

by Hiny Peter August 6, 2012

coffee table rules

When your buddy is impatient and doesn't want to "wait his turn" on the salty wench. You share your wench but strictly "no homo" style. Coffee table rule is defined as the rule of "you stay on your side of the coffee table (the coffee table being the females back as she is on all fours) and I'll stay on my side". The females back can also be USED as a table to set your beer or other beverage of choice on, assuming all parties are in sync and things don't get too wild.

"Sheridan, this may take longer than I had expected, you can jump in on the other end but coffee table rules bro."

by Bdiddy1 June 13, 2014

Coffin chaser

Attention sluts who "mourn" the death of somebody they hardly knew or used to chat shit about (usually on social media)

Bitch didn't even like her, hoe ain't shit but a coffin chaser!!

by CP58 October 11, 2016

Coffee Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack May 20, 2016

coffee scroll

The formal act of rolling up your penis in a swirll like shape and then firmly pressing it against a glass window. This creating the illusional treat - a coffee scroll.

The clock striked 3 for afternoon tea, the perfect time for a little practical joke thought Jonny, as he huddled guest and friends around the table he quickly scurried away to prepare his afternoon tea surprise- the coffee scroll. Moments had past and still no sign of Jonny or the coffee scroll until a very shocked and utterly surprised Becky spots what she described as Jonny's squashed Johnson being pressed up against the dining room window in a swirl type figure, and there stood a proud Jonny with a big grin on his face from ear to ear giggling away at his mastermind joke and as what he would say - the coffee scroll.

by Dark haired girl January 4, 2018

pre-coffee coordination

The amount of coordination that most caffeine addicts have before their first cup of coffee.

" Oh man i spilled my breakfast everywhere then tripped over the dog before i got to the coffee pot"

"Yea thats pre-coffee coordination for ya bro"

by Jeff so fly July 14, 2007

Homo Coffee

A latte'.

Hi, id like a large homo coffee please.

by littlerslady December 4, 2010