Military Alarm Clock

Walking into someone's room while they're sleeping with a frying pan in one hand and a wooden spoon in the other hand and proceeding to bang them together whilst inside the room.

#1: Hey bro you look tired.
#2: Yeah. My sister gave me a military alarm clock this morning.

by bossofpiza November 23, 2016

Clocking In

sticking your penis in a vagina for the first time.

"Hey! I'm Clocking In!"

by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023

Grandfather Clock

A giant public version of that time-telling thing you put on your watch. Side Note: Five times out of ten, it is safe to assume that said grandfather clock that you see probably wasn't your grandfathers.

Why do Grandfather Clocks even exist?

by XxLoneWolfxX April 19, 2022

clock buddy

what a lot of teachers use to pair kids up in class

" Ok class! Get with clock buddy number.... 3!"

by ninjaghost319 October 27, 2015

rim o clock

the time of day when everyone gets free rim jobs

Dale be at the library for rim o clock

by DaleTheTrapSnail October 30, 2015

T-Pain o' Clock

A quicker way of saying 5:00 A.M.

~phone rings~
Person 2: Hello…
Person 1: Yo, Derp!
Person 2: Dude… WTF! It's five in the morning!
Person 1: I know that it's T-Pain o' Clock, but hear me out!

by Derpshotz July 08, 2013

An alarm clock tissue

It is used in an instance where your boyfriend uses you up as an alarm clock to wake him up in the morning and crushes you into a ball and throws you off the bed to snooze you.

Rishik, I feel like I am an alarm clock tissue in this relationship.

by Ronin47 March 26, 2017