noun
(derived from Jidenna - Classic Man song)
1. someone who imitates the style, economic standing and personality of their oppressors and patrons.
2. overly professionalized.
3. name dropper.
4. assumes a parody like established persona of a tastemaker or intellectual.
5. "a man about town"
6. thinks they're edgy but is actually just boring
7. unaware of their antiquated ideas about culture
8. "liberal" but posesses extremely heteronormative ideals
(derived from Jidenna - Classic Man song)
1. someone who imitates the style, economic standing and personality of their oppressors and patrons.
2. overly professionalized.
3. name dropper.
4. assumes a parody like established persona of a tastemaker or intellectual.
5. "a man about town"
6. thinks they're edgy but is actually just boring
7. unaware of their antiquated ideas about culture
8. "liberal" but posesses extremely heteronormative ideals
I'm sure he thinks he's interesting and connected but he's just a classic man.
He's not that sucessful he just acts like a classic man to compensate.
"Why is he wearing a suit? "Oh he's just a classic man"
He's not that sucessful he just acts like a classic man to compensate.
"Why is he wearing a suit? "Oh he's just a classic man"
by babyhopeless August 9, 2015
Get the classic man mug.1. commonly known as the whore down the street
2. an emo temptresss who has the super power of huge boobs
3. the 6th unofficial EMO Ranger
4. Someone who is addicted to morpheine and sleeping pills, usually someone with insomnia
5. A prostitute at JR's Pleasure Pleasers brothel
6. common drop out who never stops crying and has an urge to bite people... including randoms
7. someone who is anti-jock. possibly planning a massacre on a private all boy school
8. Jays Bestie
2. an emo temptresss who has the super power of huge boobs
3. the 6th unofficial EMO Ranger
4. Someone who is addicted to morpheine and sleeping pills, usually someone with insomnia
5. A prostitute at JR's Pleasure Pleasers brothel
6. common drop out who never stops crying and has an urge to bite people... including randoms
7. someone who is anti-jock. possibly planning a massacre on a private all boy school
8. Jays Bestie
1. Random old guy: check out cassiemo workin the corner... lets go see how much for 2.
2. Observer: wow, did u see cassiemo just fuck up those jocks and preps by swingin her tits.... she got one in the eye and he is now blind
3. Cassiemo The Whore Ranger, special powers include boob swing, Bite Attackand Sob
4. Cassiemo: fuck... i need some morpheine
5. the greatest brothel in sandgate, represent!
6. Jay: hey whats goin on
Cassiemo: ARGH *bites on his arm severing his hand off*
Jay: ...oww u bitch
7. Cassie: first st columbins with the hydrogen bomb, then hit st pats with my elite crew, clint hangs out the front with the automatic, luke. u set shit on fire. Jay you just kill as many fuckers as u can. Dom u set torrissi on fire.
while pat and james walk around executing people with their shotguns.Robbie..... your such a boongabe, bottle people
8.Jay: hey bestie
Cassiemo: Your A Cunt *bites Jays other hand splintering the bone eventually severing his hand off*
2. Observer: wow, did u see cassiemo just fuck up those jocks and preps by swingin her tits.... she got one in the eye and he is now blind
3. Cassiemo The Whore Ranger, special powers include boob swing, Bite Attackand Sob
4. Cassiemo: fuck... i need some morpheine
5. the greatest brothel in sandgate, represent!
6. Jay: hey whats goin on
Cassiemo: ARGH *bites on his arm severing his hand off*
Jay: ...oww u bitch
7. Cassie: first st columbins with the hydrogen bomb, then hit st pats with my elite crew, clint hangs out the front with the automatic, luke. u set shit on fire. Jay you just kill as many fuckers as u can. Dom u set torrissi on fire.
while pat and james walk around executing people with their shotguns.Robbie..... your such a boongabe, bottle people
8.Jay: hey bestie
Cassiemo: Your A Cunt *bites Jays other hand splintering the bone eventually severing his hand off*
by Jay <3 Cassie November 12, 2008
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by James Wheaton March 22, 2005
Get the classic meal mug.When a person can't get any pleasure from human, animal, or self. so they must stick there genitals in a jacuzzi jet for pleasure. also known as pulling an eric. (or trevor)
by Jared August 24, 2004
Get the jacuzzi cassinova mug.The girl who has many problems; Normally has a boyfriend and is clingy too them. BUT doesn't like their tonge down their throat. so asking to make out with her...... have a face mask...... :)
by Noodles and peanut butter :) June 17, 2012
Get the Cassity mug.A conservative trying to peddle his same old bullshit under a hipper, less-tarnished branding.
See also: the "Comcast to Xfinity" strategy.
See also: the "Comcast to Xfinity" strategy.
"I'm a classical liberal. That's why I worship Trump, hate niggers, jews, and gays, and think the invisible hand of the free market is a benevolent divine force that'll solve all my problems."
by botjaj April 6, 2019
Get the classical liberal mug.A beautiful, crazy, offbeat (and AWESOME) female/transgender female who loves ham and chicken titty. She will slap anyone & everyone with the bitter-sweetness of cold, hard reality yet protects anyone she cares about. You don't want to mess with her... If you do you will get a pissed off ghetto white girl tackling you. Not into apologies unless you're thisclose. She is fun to be with especially if you're feeling wacky or are on a natural high due to laughing or energy drinks until she gets tired, then she's adorably crabby. Don't try to wake her up in the middle of a sleep or she will go ninja on your ass, when not trying to wake her up she is known to spoon. Call her a bum or weird lovingly and she'll return the favor graciously.
"You're so weird Cassie."
"Awww, thanks bum!"
"GET AWAY FROM ME, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!!"
"You my bum, hehe"
"Gurl please..."
"Awww, thanks bum!"
"GET AWAY FROM ME, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!!"
"You my bum, hehe"
"Gurl please..."
by Sporkforpresident February 8, 2012
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