Chocolate Diesel

An incredible form of dank found in Arkansas that has everyone saying "holy shit! what is that?" and then buying it after they smoke it. Real green, real high.

Bro 1: Shit, bro! What are you smoking there?
Bro 2: Chocolate Diesel bro, the best shit around.

by double tree estates March 14, 2009

Gold Chocobo

A creature obtained in Final Fantasy by far too much inbreeding. Mostly retarded, they can't tell the difference between any terrain they walk on.

Man, your Gold Chocobo is MESSED UP!

by Jarrod, June 26, 2005

Chocolate Starfish

The view of a properly presented anus

She bent over and spread her cheeks to show me her chocolate starfish.

by BIg Boy2 March 23, 2011

Chocolate Beard

Thick layer of excrement plastered across the back of a toilet bowl following high-velocity bowel movements. Gravity and geometry conspire to fashion this matter into a beard-shaped carpet of filth.

Some beards can survive multiple flushes, leading to the ultimate ignobility of cleaning up someone else's beard to avoid implication.

Also known as a "manural".

Oh man, I just went to the toilet and some fellow had left a chocolate beard in there.

by Mr Casual May 18, 2006

Chocolate Ice

The greatest White Rapper to ever live.. Useually found in the nothern states like Wisconsin or Minessota, he will out rap you any time of the day and at all parties.. all the ladies love chocolate ice and all the guys are scared of him

That dude just chocolate iced that bitch

by ImAMaverick November 13, 2011

Mean Chocolate Daddy

A bowel movement so large and foul, that only the bravest and most experienced of toilets can handle it's violent nature.

Dude, I ate like a four pound steak and a frozen pizza last night. I left such a mean chocolate daddy in the customer bathroom at work.

by scotchwhisky June 22, 2011

Chicotrash

A person who lives in the town of Chicopee ma

Ahhhhhhhh that piece of chicotrash just cut me off on "the drive".. Chicopee

by Raptor700r October 13, 2011