Scuffing the china

Skidding up the toilet pan, leaving a trail of faeces on the toilet porcelain.

“Bruv, I swear, he had proper o.c.d! He said if I was having a poo, to make sure I used the loo brush! Ha! I done a massive dump and left a big skid down the back of his throne! He’ll ban me from his gaff for scuffing the China! It stank! Then I left.”

by Nuphagus November 20, 2019

To do a china

To cause something bad to happen, then to attempt to cover it up, followed by deception, lies, accusations, then finally bullying, in order to deny responsibility.

Bobby broke his little sister's special doll. Bobby decided to do a china to his sister so that he didn't get into trouble for breaking the doll.

by Stickwoman May 4, 2020

walk to china

phrase used to indicate a desire for sexual relations

hey nicole, how long do you think it would take to walk to china?

by Sventeen June 21, 2020

Mayor of China

ChingChiChuChongChang HyunA HyunA

the mayor of china

by sehun July 19, 2021

Dykes Dykes China

I LIKE DYKES DYKES CHINA!

Joel likes Dykes Dykes China SMH

by DykesDykesChinaLover January 12, 2022

the great wall of china

getting smacked in the balls really hard

hey bro! how is the girl you took out last night? yeah... she gave me the great wall of china.

by riptide_says May 16, 2022

great wall of china

When a man drops his pants in front of a woman and she smacks his balls so hard they ricochet between his legs.

a means to say no.

Reference: Youtube - Josh Strife Says

I tried to get laid last night, but she gave me the great wall of china.

by Mr Skibs May 16, 2022