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that one chair at 3AM

literally the scariest thing in existence, god himself fears it
oh my god its that one chair at 3AM im fucked
*dies of death*
by i have ligma pls help June 2, 2022
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Chair

A Chair is a thing you sit on and is in a group of furniture, a Chair have mostly four legs and have a shape, but a Chair can have three legs of have a different shape. Chairs is what we use in Schools, Houses, Desks, and everything. Chairs can be painful and comfortable like have nails or have a soft blanket everywhere in it. there is many different types of Chairs there are Office Chairs, Kitchen Chairs, and Torture Chairs.
What Chair do you want, I want the three leged one!

Sit on your Chairs Class!
by Dr Coomer April 5, 2022
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Chair

A furniture for the purpose to be sat on, it is usually paired with tables. You will find chairs almost everywhere
Bob: Dude lets get chairs
Dod: Why?
Bob: So we can sit on it while we do our work on the table, duh
by dogandcateatyou April 10, 2022
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The Chair Standard

The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for after an email is sent to accounting office staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donut standard is 1 hour per dozen.
The Krispy Kreme donuts don't meet the Chair standard.
by Athos2 November 10, 2021
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The Chair Standard

The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for in an accounting office after an email is sent out to staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donuts, by comparison, take 1 hour per dozen before all are gone.
The Krispy Kreme donuts do not meet the Chair standard.
by Athos2 November 10, 2021
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Soggy chair

When you piss yourself in your chair and sit there letting it soak into the chair
Cole: “what’s that smell?”
Myles: “oh sorry I just have a soggy chair”
by myleslikesman March 15, 2022
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Chair

The thing you are most likely sitting in right now
When i get home from school i will sit back and relax in my soft chair
by Harry Potter#3691 March 24, 2022
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