'Captain Jack' is the name given to a lad that 'harpoons' the 'Kracken' courageously and lives to tell the tale.
While they don't tend to remember the details in their toxicated state, others thoughtfully remind 'Captain Jack' of his adventures.
Usually quite often, in a banterous manner, dependent on the ferocity and ugliness/fatness of the Kracken. Being called Jack is also a factor.
Can be found at the same party as a 'chundersaurus rex'.
While they don't tend to remember the details in their toxicated state, others thoughtfully remind 'Captain Jack' of his adventures.
Usually quite often, in a banterous manner, dependent on the ferocity and ugliness/fatness of the Kracken. Being called Jack is also a factor.
Can be found at the same party as a 'chundersaurus rex'.
- 'Captain Jack! How're you feeling?'
- 'Whaaat?'
- 'Captain Jack? Y'know, you seriously harpooned the Kracken last night. So brave.'
- 'What are you on? I'm still hanging mate.'
- 'Ha, YOU BONED A FUGLY SLUT'
- 'Fuck.' (or other suitable expletive)
- 'Whaaat?'
- 'Captain Jack? Y'know, you seriously harpooned the Kracken last night. So brave.'
- 'What are you on? I'm still hanging mate.'
- 'Ha, YOU BONED A FUGLY SLUT'
- 'Fuck.' (or other suitable expletive)
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