clemena

The act of taking it in the anal cavity and then having man juice shoot into your nose.

I love it when Tom and I give each other clemenas on a steamy hot summer night

by Anthony Clemena July 23, 2007

Creamery

The flesh between a woman's vagina and her asshole.

I can't believe my tongue slipped down her creamery.

by Wee-Wee October 20, 2009

non dairy creamer

The white stuff that comes from a dude.

I've been wackin ur sweet spot for long enough baby, now let me have some of that sweet non dairy creamer.

by Cockass August 3, 2007

Slut Clements Private School

An all girls private school in Toronto, Ontatio, Canada. Proper name St. Clements, Slut Clements is known worldwide for having the sluttiest population of any all girls school in North America. Suspected graduates are Tila Tequila and the Jersey Shore celebrity "Snookie".

"Wow, that girl wen't right for his dick. Didn't even know his name"

"Yeah, not surprising, she attended Slut Clements Private School"

by sci16 December 13, 2012

Clementine

A fruit used by Asians for masturbational purposes. While other races usually use a grapefruit, a grapefruit is too much for an Asian to handle. Often heated up for more satisfaction.

German: I'm gonna go jerk with my grapefruit. Wanna come?
Asian: Konichiwa. No. I'll stick to my clementine.

by Jalapeno De Aweschomeness January 19, 2009

Cement Mixer

When a man has alot of drugs, sometimes another man owes him an amount of money. The drug owner lays facedown on a cement slab, any sidewalk or neighbors driveway will do, and pulls his weiner and ball sac through his legs backwards, at this point the cement mixer becomes a gay bj all weird and shit out in some dudes front yard...yea its pretty fucked up

Hey buddy, i'll give you a cement mixer for a ten sack of that good shit!

by Gotthebag March 10, 2009

cemetery picnic

To engage in a sexual act with another living human being in a morbid setting such as a cemetery.

"I met her in the graveyard and we had a cemetery picnic..."

by Ladd Smith November 3, 2007