Condo Gestapo

A resident who volunteers to observe and report minor violations to the condo association on a regular basis, with identity unknown to other residents.

Another letter from the Condo Gestapo. Apparently this time the trash can was out before 7pm. Who is this guy?

by Project6195 June 28, 2012

sleeping condiments

Anything you sleep with or need to get to sleep. i.e.: Pillows, blankets, lingerie, teddy bears, blow up dolls, or blow up mattresses.

Don't forget to bring your sleeping condiments when you come for the fourth.

by MamaPea July 8, 2017

condomfetti

mass quantites of condoms (new in wrappers) are thrown around like confetti at a party.
a fairly disgusting concept. one should avoid any party where condomfetti will be thrown around.

Bill and Bob thought it would be a great idea to get some condomfetti for the party they were planning, thinking it would lead to many "happy endings". however, they neglected to realize how hard it would be to clean up all the condomfetti after the party and had some explaining to do when their parents came home.

by pb foot January 17, 2010

Condomulation

The act of putting on a condom. Also, condomulating.

"I was just beginning condomulation when she suddenly told me to stop, and that this was a bad idea."
"God, sisters can be so cruel."

by Plummy Mummy July 13, 2010

condomsation

The feeling of removing a condom during sex

Dude condomsation was great last night.

by cripplechrist September 5, 2014

distraction condoms

When you buy a pack of condoms on purpose to distract the cashier from the other products you are purchasing.

I need to buy some red thongs and rope.
Dude the cashier is going to think you're weird.
It's okay man, I'll buy some distraction condoms so she won't think about the other things I'm buying.

by hoboX10 May 24, 2011

Condimental Divide

When you and your romantic partner, spouse, family member, or friend share opposing, strong opinions about a specific condiment, such as ketchup/catsup or mayonnaise.
-As coined by Mark Garrison on the podcast "The Sporkful".

Person 1: "You like Miracle Whip? Gross!"
Person 2: "No, mayo is gross; Miracle Whip is good."
Person 1: "We can't hang out anymore. I can't get over the Condimental Divide."

Person 1: "I dumped my girlfriend because she put ketchup on her hot dog. That's just WRONG!"
Person 2: "Another relationship destroyed by the Condimental Divide."

by JRadimus April 10, 2011