Condom

what is proper etiquette to put on your lap at a dinner party

Everyone at the party placed the condom on their lap, as their mother taught them it was good etiquette from a young age

by SuccleMyToes November 7, 2017

Condom

What every parent who has a kid named David Zachary shoulve worn to prevent the mistake they made.

Who in the Hell names their kid David Zachary. Shouldve just used a condom if they wanted to name their kid that.

by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020

snug fit condom

1. Smaller size condoms for smaller size men.

2. Small condoms for men so it won't slip off the penis like a regular size one does.

1. He bought a snug fit condom. I realized why when he took off his pants in bed.

2. Girl - "what's wrong?"

Guy - "the condom slipped off"

Girl - "how did that happened?"

Guy - "You gave me a regular size condom. I usually wear a snug fit condom so it won't slip off"

by boiwithsmall September 21, 2013

how much cum can a condom hold

a condom can hold maximum one litre of cum.

i cummed 100ml into a condom yesterday!
jessica asked me how much my condom could hold.
how much cum can a condom hold

by yessysir March 21, 2024

soggy condom

the condition of your condom after you ejaculate inside it.

please give me a moment I need to change this soggy condom so we can continue our bonding

by Megga Faggot November 23, 2016

Condom Heads

A group of friends who are related somehow and loves to talk shit to each other

"Yea, we are condom heads for life ,my brother from another mother!"

by fatboishoes October 13, 2021

Where’s the Condom?

A very risky game that only few are brave enough to play. You start with a condom on. Then during sex you pull it off like David Copperfield and slam it back in without saying a word.

I was smashing that ho from behind and slipped that rubber off. Then after I cummed she was like “Where’s the condom?” I promptly snapped her butthole with it.

by Travis Castle May 28, 2018